To: Petronski; cyborg; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida
Worst pick up line I ever heard, "Wanna play Army? OK I'll lay on the ground and you blow the hell out of me.".
I heard a guy use that in a bar, she slapped his face and I spit my beer across the room laughing at him.
94 posted on
06/16/2005 8:55:41 AM PDT by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; pissant
Hey pissant - time for a best p/u lines thread.....
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I was in a bar at the Jersey Shore after recently spraining my ankle. I was on crutches.
This guy comes up to me and asked me to dance. I told him he would look pretty funny dancing with a crutch up his a%%.
We didn't date.
;-)
109 posted on
06/16/2005 9:03:36 AM PDT by
Dashing Dasher
(To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
OK,
what do these guys THINK is going to happen with lines like that?
Gee, well, I'm a stupid skank so yeah, sounds like fun!
121 posted on
06/16/2005 9:08:25 AM PDT by
najida
(Heat index of 105 and me with doors to paint and no AC. Yeah, I'm cranky.)
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