To All *Freepers* The BEST date you have ever been on!

my head | 06/16/05 | Dasher

[Dashing Dasher]

Now that we have heard many of your WORST date stories, let's turn the tables and tell about the BEST dates.

[najida]

OK,
what do these guys THINK is going to happen with lines like that?

Gee, well, I'm a stupid skank so yeah, sounds like fun!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Next time I see something nice - I'll ask him if he wants to F#$%!"

I think you have a winner there. If it works, we will have to add it to the best pick up lines thread if pissant ever starts it!!

[Dashing Dasher]

See post #38.

It's similar to a fig.

[Finger Monkey]

My mom stuffes them with pecan halves and rolls them in powdered sugar.

Your dates? Wow, that's kind of kinky.

Unless you are trying to hijack this thread? Turn it into a "favorite appetizer" thread? Hmmm?

Hmmmmm???

[Dashing Dasher]

I'll keep you posted.

Is it too early to go to the bar now? 0910?

[Oberon]

Sixteen months I've been here and I've never heard any of these.

Well, I just made 'em up, so that's probably why. But it wasn't hard to do. Anybody with a little imagination could have done as well or better.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Well I did not say it was a line to start a lasting relationship. If you just want to blow off some steam so to speak it works!!

She was a skank though.

[hispanarepublicana]

It's always about food. Everything.

[EX52D]

Never too early...

[najida]

Well,
the creepiest pick-up line was
"If I knew you were so beautiful, I would have started complaining about my meals sooner".

Tame like, but it was out of the mouth of a serial rapist who'd beat his last victim almost to death.

===shudder===

I just smiled lamely and told him we weren't the Ritz.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

hat's right you are in another time zone. It is 12:11 here. Bar sounds good!!

I have gone to a bar that early before. It doesn't make me a bad person, just a drunk one!!!

[colorcountry]

Yep...he's a keeper, and a cowboy too! wink, wink

[missyme]

Exactly!

[meowmeow]

The best date was the night my husband formally proposed to me. We went to a super nice restaurant and had a table by the front window in Old Town. He presented me with a gigantic diamond and gave a touching proposal. I said yes and all the waiters said, “awwwww.”

Then we finished dinner and he popped a valium and I drove him to a clinic to get an MRI of his herniated disk (he’s claustrophobic, thus the valium). While he was getting scanned, I sat in the waiting room in my pretty cocktail dress, reading a Stephen Ambrose book.

It was a favorite date for both of us because we knew this was probably going to be what our life together was going to be like right from the start since we were marrying “old.” It was just very comforting to know that there would always be one waiting in the waiting room to take care of the other.

[Finger Monkey]

Yeah, I think you got us there. If my man ever said either of those things, I would punch him in the kisser.

Okay, I wouldn't, I'd just hush his mouth with mine . . .

[colorcountry]

and you married him anyway??? Well, a man that appreciates female anatomy can be a really, really good thing. mmmmmm

[Dashing Dasher]

In my heyday...the wild years...

We (about 20 of us) used to drink 'round the clock. In NYC, many of the bars closed around 5am and others opened at 6am - so, we'd go for breakfast between 5-6am and start all over.

You know you are at the bottom of the barrel and starting to dig when you are standing on line at a pub at 6am with a bunch of guys with wine bottles in brown paper bags.

Dang, those were the good ole days.... ;-)

[RockinRight]

Well...it's not appropriate for this forum...

[beyond the sea]

The BEST date you have ever been on!

.............easy!

My first hummer .......... by a sweet girl who was my older sister's classmate at her private school. No question.......... the education must have been exemplary........... she learned well.

[Dashing Dasher]

Beautiful sentiment ...

Thanks for sharing.