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To All *Freepers* The BEST date you have ever been on!
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| 06/16/05
| Dasher
Posted on 06/16/2005 8:13:45 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher
Now that we have heard many of your WORST date stories, let's turn the tables and tell about the BEST dates.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dates; datingisfun; getbacktowork; growupalready; nevergrowup
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To: ken5050
1. You have any dates?..I mean the fruit thingees.. 2. I found a topless oasis..
3. How many humps does your camel have?
ROFL!! I haven't heard any of those yet.
The one I get most often is "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
81
posted on
06/16/2005 8:50:10 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(But It's A Dry Heat...)
To: najida
Granddaughter?
I'm 38, for pete's sake!
82
posted on
06/16/2005 8:50:29 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
To: Petronski
Oh, sorry,
Guess the "cuddly wuddly" part threw me off ;)
83
posted on
06/16/2005 8:50:54 AM PDT
by
najida
(Heat index of 105 and me with doors to paint and no AC. Yeah, I'm cranky.)
To: najida; Petronski
There's laws against that!
To: Fierce Allegiance
Actually my husband who was raised in the south and was in the Military 14 years had major culture differences with me who was raised and lived in California all my life, first he called me Mam'n and he ate Red Beans and Rice and Fried OKRA...It was definetly the South meets the West!
85
posted on
06/16/2005 8:51:04 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: Allegra
Worst pickup line I ever heard was "Hi. I like apples. Wanna f**k?"
It was a fraternity party, and no, the guy didn't have any success with it. It was hilarious, though.
86
posted on
06/16/2005 8:51:58 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
To: Petronski
If you got married at 18, and your child got married at 18, you could easily be a granddad.
Series.
87
posted on
06/16/2005 8:52:01 AM PDT
by
najida
(Heat index of 105 and me with doors to paint and no AC. Yeah, I'm cranky.)
To: Petronski; najida
88
posted on
06/16/2005 8:52:24 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: missyme
Hi missyme. Red Beans and Rice are southern : )
To: missyme
You married a Michelob drinker? It MUST be love.
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:53:00 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
To: stainlessbanner
NO that's what I said..:)
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:53:16 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: Allegra
The one I get most often is "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like that!
;-)
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:54:02 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
To: Petronski
R U Kidding! I gave this man a new overhaul changed his hairstyle, changed the way he ate, changed the way he dressed and he drinks red wine and Molson but still likes FRIED OKRA, he's okay, we have a strange relationship..LOL..
93
posted on
06/16/2005 8:55:38 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: Petronski; cyborg; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida
Worst pick up line I ever heard, "Wanna play Army? OK I'll lay on the ground and you blow the hell out of me.".
I heard a guy use that in a bar, she slapped his face and I spit my beer across the room laughing at him.
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:55:41 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Allegra
The one I get most often is "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" How about "Who opened YOUR bottle?"
Or maybe "I have to see a corpsman about some salt tablets...You've gotta be a hallucination."
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:56:35 AM PDT
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; pissant
Hey pissant - time for a best p/u lines thread.....
To: colorcountry
Very nice.
A picnic.
By him.
Wow.
97
posted on
06/16/2005 8:56:45 AM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: missyme
Yep, that's love all right!
98
posted on
06/16/2005 8:57:22 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
To: stainlessbanner
Would the mods like that? Maybe we can get them to give their best pick up lines.
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:57:55 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: stainlessbanner
The Best p/u line I heard was "Hey I found this motel key, do you want to see where it belongs?"
The thing was I kinda did.HAHA but I didn't....
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:58:29 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
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