[Petronski]

Worst pickup line I ever heard was "Hi. I like apples. Wanna f**k?"

It was a fraternity party, and no, the guy didn't have any success with it. It was hilarious, though.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Worst pick up line I ever heard, "Wanna play Army? OK I'll lay on the ground and you blow the hell out of me.".

I heard a guy use that in a bar, she slapped his face and I spit my beer across the room laughing at him.

[Oberon]

"...Wanna f**k?"

Never, in the most tawdry, sordid, booze-addled, hedonistic parties of my misspent college years, have I ever heard anyone use this line successfully.

Although I have heard it attempted several times.

[RockinRight]

I heard it as "Nice Shoes. Wanna f**k?" but the same idea...never seen it used successfully...unless success includes getting slapped or slugged.

[Allegra]

Worst pickup line I ever heard was "Hi. I like apples. Wanna f**k?"

Yes, I'd have to give him points for originality with that one. LOL

Now I'm wracking my brain trying to remember what might have been the worst pick-up line ever delivered to me...there have certainly been some bad ones.

[tomkat]

The version I 'heard':

So, ya wanna get a pizza and f*** ?
<quizzical look>
What? you don't like pizza ?!