To All *Freepers* The BEST date you have ever been on!

my head | 06/16/05 | Dasher

[Dashing Dasher]

Now that we have heard many of your WORST date stories, let's turn the tables and tell about the BEST dates.

[Oberon]

Prolly. But back then I liked the bad boys, you know. I was a terrible head case.

I'm sorry to hear that, for your sake. That deal is its own punishment.

[Finger Monkey]

bliberfraget

[gate2wire]

My best date might have been the same one I used yesterday for worst date. It may have been the end of the relationship but it sure was fun.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed...""

I saw a guy in a bar with a big belt buckle on. A girl asked him about it, and he said,"It doubles as a forehead rest, wanna try?". She didn't get it!

Her stupidity was even funnier than his comment.

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm female - I thought the "Wanna Firetruck" thing would work pretty well.

[teenyelliott]

Well, age does make one wiser, thank goodness!

[gate2wire]

I like the tattoo on the biker chick's head that read "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing."

[Oberon]

I thought the "Wanna Firetruck" thing would work pretty well.

Oh yeah? YOU try it on a half a dozen women and let us know how it turns out! =]

Got to have a level playing field, you know.

[teenyelliott]

flaggledeeboobitt.

[HitmanLV]

Do dreams count?

[Oberon]

So did you wind up with a nice guy, or a bad boy?

[hattend]

I always kind of liked this classic:

"That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed..."

Reminds me of a "King of Queens" episode:

Richie: "You know what would be amazing? Your dress on the floor next to my bed."

Carrie [sarcastically]: "You're right, that WOULD be amazing!"

[MadIvan]

Best date was spontaneous. The lady in question and I met in a Belgian restaurant for a few beers the night before my Christmas vacation, 2003.

We discussed poetry. I had a book of T.S. Eliot with me that she and I had purchased together in my briefcase. I offered to read it to her. She was surprised I had it with me. I told her I kept it with me always.

As I took out the book to show it to her, she grabbed me, in the middle of this rather crowded restaurant, and kissed me full on the lips for what seemed like a beautiful eternity.

Having to turn from that moment, and leave it in the dust, for reasons which I shan't describe here, is a path to the Dark Side.

Regards, Ivan

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I like the tattoo on the biker chick's head that read "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing."

Luckily my hair covers it most of the time.

I thought you said you could keep a secret!

[teenyelliott]

The perfect mix of both. *wink, wink*

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

try ishkabooble!

[Oberon]

You just made me chuckle in my cubicle. LOL.

[gate2wire]

"I thought you said you could keep a secret?" LOL.

[The SISU kid]

Once, at band camp, there was this girl...

One of my retired tag lines....

All I ever really needed to know, I learned at band camp

}^)

[petitfour]

Now THIS thread IS squishy!!!!