To All *Freepers* The BEST date you have ever been on!

my head | 06/16/05 | Dasher

[Dashing Dasher]

Now that we have heard many of your WORST date stories, let's turn the tables and tell about the BEST dates.

[gate2wire]

"wanna f---?"
I have a friend who stood in front of the ladies room and asked every lady just that question. Finally one laughed, stopped and talked with him. They eventually dated for a couple years. Go figure.

[Dashing Dasher]

That reminds me of a joke the guys pull all the time.

Guy: "I bet you a dollar I can make your boobs move without touching them. "

Gal: "I'll take that bet! "

Guy: grabs boobs and jiggles them - and says, Here's your dollar!"

[Dashing Dasher]

That was me.

[Oberon]

And my answer would have been, "Sure. Be over around 11:00, and bring coffee."

You'd have to be careful telling me that...unless you really wanted me to show up the next day at 10:55 with a warming tray full of scrambled eggs, home fries, and sausage, and a big ol' thermos of coffee.

Because I'm kind of funny that way. Anybody I'd want to stay overnight with me would already have to be someone I'd happily bring breakfast. =]

[gate2wire]

If you live in Ocean City Md., It may be you. LOL.

[Dashing Dasher]

Been a long time since I've been to Ocean City, MD.

[Oberon]

Any guy who's willing to do that has got to be willing to chance the odd black eye or busted lip.

[gate2wire]

Oh yeah...here's your dollar.

[Finger Monkey]

swallow.

[Finger Monkey]

drooler

Knuckle-dragger.

[teenyelliott]

Did you forget that I did not tell you where I live? ;)

I was a mean single girl, when it came to schmucks hitting on me. I always preferred to be the hitter rather than the hitee.

[Finger Monkey]

I'm gonna break your arm

You and what army?

hee hee, army

[Finger Monkey]

No comment.

Hey, wait a minute! You didn't eat that goose, he's still in tact. In your freezer!

[Dashing Dasher]

BERTHADEE MADE A PUNNY!!!

WOOO WOOOO!

[teenyelliott]

flibbledeejibbit.

[Oberon]

Did you forget that I did not tell you where I live? ;)

Yeah, well, if you're gonna stand up a guy who will cook a hot breakfast and bring it to your house in the middle of the day, well...I'd guess it was pretty much your loss.

Wink back atcha, sister. =]

[Temple Owl]

The best date of my life was on Sept. 5, 1959 in St. Mary's Byzantine Church in Freeland, PA. I met the most beautiful girl in the world at the altar and when the priest asked her if she'd accept me as her husband she said yes.
I didn't think it could ever get any better than that, but it has—every day.

[BureaucratusMaximus]

I always kind of liked this classic:

"That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed..."

I mean seriesly...those only have a slight chance of success with the enhanced boldness and bravery from massive alcohol consumption.

[teenyelliott]

Prolly. But back then I liked the bad boys, you know. I was a terrible head case.

[ishabibble]

If that doesn't work, you might try my brother's always successful pick up line. He would select the best looking woman in a club, and walk straight up to her and say, "Hello. I am unemployed, and live with my mother since I got out on parole. I am totally broke, so would you buy me a drink?"
It worked every time! He did this for years, but since he is a very handsome, 6'4" and all muscle, and a Capt. in the MM, the women all knew it was a joke. Still, it was always such fun to watch him do this and get away with it!