To: gate2wire
I always kind of liked this classic:
"That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed..."
I mean seriesly...those only have a slight chance of success with the enhanced boldness and bravery from massive alcohol consumption.
358 posted on
06/16/2005 11:52:32 AM PDT by
BureaucratusMaximus
(Socialists are blessed with the desire to serve others. That's why most of them work @ McDonalds)
To: BureaucratusMaximus
"That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed...""I saw a guy in a bar with a big belt buckle on. A girl asked him about it, and he said,"It doubles as a forehead rest, wanna try?". She didn't get it!
Her stupidity was even funnier than his comment.
364 posted on
06/16/2005 11:59:18 AM PDT by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BureaucratusMaximus
I always kind of liked this classic: "That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed..."
Reminds me of a "King of Queens" episode:
Richie: "You know what would be amazing? Your dress on the floor next to my bed."
Carrie [sarcastically]: "You're right, that WOULD be amazing!"
372 posted on
06/16/2005 12:03:49 PM PDT by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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