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4 held in goat-for-coke scheme
post-gazette.com ^
 | 06-15-05
 | WestVirginiaRebel
Posted on 06/15/2005 2:51:46 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel
Four men were ordered to stand trial in the theft and butchering of a pet pygmy goat, allegedly so its meat could be traded for crack cocaine or money.
James W. Albright, 37, Gilbert W. Fisch, 38, Charles W. Smith, 48, and Charles W. Smith Jr., 20, all of Connellsville, were held on theft, cruelty to animals and related charges yesterday.
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KEYWORDS: capricorn; crime; goat; weird
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    Sounds like the pygmy goat's owners had pygmy brains.
To: WestVirginiaRebel
    Okay just Bleckkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
 
To: 3catsanadog; agrace; annyokie; Asphalt; Atlantin; Ayn Rand wannabe; Badray; Benrand; ...
To: WestVirginiaRebel
    You guys in West Virginia are lucky. My crack dealer won't take pygmy goat meat, just cash.
 
To: WestVirginiaRebel
To: WestVirginiaRebel
    Police said Albright told them he intended to get money or drugs for the goat, but got neither.Wah, wah, wah, waaaaaaah.
 
To: WestVirginiaRebel
    You can butcher goats in WV? Or did they not kill it quickly enough? What makes this animal cruelty as opposed to someone who butcher's their cows? 
Cause it's a pet maybe?
 
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posted on 
06/15/2005 2:57:11 PM PDT
by 
tfecw
(Vote Democrat, It's easier than working)
 
To: WestVirginiaRebel
    They started with the sheep-for-coke plan, but it turned out to be a baaaaaa-d idea.
 
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posted on 
06/15/2005 2:57:41 PM PDT
by 
Kirkwood
 
To: WestVirginiaRebel
    Idiots. Everyone knows Llama meat is worth more pound-per-pound than goat meat.
 
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posted on 
06/15/2005 2:58:11 PM PDT
by 
reagan_fanatic
(The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
 
To: WestVirginiaRebel
    They killed the goat? That's harsh. Why didn't they just pimp the goat for crack?
 
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posted on 
06/15/2005 2:58:42 PM PDT
by 
RichInOC
("Lovin' ewe is easy 'cause ewe're beautiful...makin' love with ewe is all I want to do....")
 
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To: RichInOC
    Why didn't they just pimp the goat for crack?This story wasn't taking place in the Middle East.
Regards, Ivan
 
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posted on 
06/15/2005 2:59:50 PM PDT
by 
MadIvan
(You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
 
To: Kirkwood
    Same with the duck for drugs proposal: quack for crack. 
Dealer cried 'fowl'.
 
To: WestVirginiaRebel
    Mmmmmmm. Goooooooat. It's what's for dinner... 
 
To: WestVirginiaRebel
    There's another thread today about a butcher trying to trade a chicken for sex. Are we in some kind of meat oversupply?
 
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posted on 
06/15/2005 3:01:29 PM PDT
by 
hispanarepublicana
(I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez wasn't cool.)
 
To: tfecw; Repealthe17thAmendment
    This happened in Pennsylvania, thank you very much. West Virginians get bad enough press as it is.
 
To: Repealthe17thAmendment
    It's frustrating because you have to compete with the meth dealers who do accept goat meat.
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posted on 
06/15/2005 3:02:17 PM PDT
by 
WestVirginiaRebel
(Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
 
To: RichInOC
    the goat would prolly smell better than most of the crack hoes on the street!
 
To: mountaineer
    Doh! Oh well my post was riddled with spelling and grammar mistakes. We might as well toss in factual mistakes ;)
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posted on 
06/15/2005 3:04:17 PM PDT
by 
tfecw
(Vote Democrat, It's easier than working)
 
To: MadIvan
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