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To All *Freepers* The worst date you have ever been on!
Vanity | June 15th,2005 | missyme/pissant

Posted on 06/15/2005 9:14:02 AM PDT by missyme

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To: The SISU kid
You're bad!!! oh so bad!!!

But I'm damn good at it!

121 posted on 06/15/2005 10:37:03 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America)
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To: conservativebabe

How is your relationship with your parents?


122 posted on 06/15/2005 10:37:16 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Warning.... Contents under pressure....)
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To: njwoman

Naaa....

The original is funnier. And more truthful.


123 posted on 06/15/2005 10:37:28 AM PDT by Skooz (Perverts used to have to hang around public toilets. Now, they run our schools - Travis McGee)
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To: alwaysconservative

Ew! nightmare date.


124 posted on 06/15/2005 10:37:34 AM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: missyme

I went to an all girls college for 3 1/2 years on a 2 year course while in my 30's and now 20+ years later I'm still recouperating.

And there isn't a single story I can tell online! :-)

Well, maybe the........... nah, nevermind...:-)


125 posted on 06/15/2005 10:38:00 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
My prom date broke out in the damndest case of hives I've ever seen.

My Prom date was the girl I had dated for all 4 years of High School. She waited until Prom Night to break up with me....half way through the Prom. "Colour My World" still makes me nauseous.
That was my worst...and only bad date. Didn't have any bad ones after that. Guess I was lucky. Or had very low expectations. =;^)

126 posted on 06/15/2005 10:38:25 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk)
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To: The SISU kid
Jack Russell?


127 posted on 06/15/2005 10:38:25 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

GOOD QUOTE HERE FROM A LONG HAIR:
And the sign said, "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"

So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why

He said, "You look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you'll do"

So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that! Ha, me workin' for you!"

This portion of the song hits home with me as I am a little different from most folks. I tend to underdress, understate, under-promise, and yet outperform most others. Anyone pre-qualifying me would laugh at the prospects of me being successful. Yet, I am.

Do you have a sign up that says "Long haired freaky people need not apply"? Do you discourage recruiting those who are different from you or do you try to make those you recruit conform to your way of life, your ideals, your standards? Do you pre-qualify your prospects to the degree that you discourage many from joining your organization?


128 posted on 06/15/2005 10:38:27 AM PDT by missyme (Tell it like it is!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

(grinning) Why do you ask?


129 posted on 06/15/2005 10:38:33 AM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: Skooz

Per my attorneys and the 5th Amendment to the Constitution I prefer not to answer.


130 posted on 06/15/2005 10:38:38 AM PDT by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: Skooz; missyme
Try the passenger seat of a 1974 Mustang II. Man, I was skinny...........

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...


131 posted on 06/15/2005 10:39:15 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Michael Jackson is as innocent as O. J. Simpson.)
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To: missyme

Beetle? Front seat, passenger side, driver's seat folded forward, passenger door open. Trust me on this one.


132 posted on 06/15/2005 10:39:28 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Warning.... Contents under pressure....)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Hey, I have one of those at home...


133 posted on 06/15/2005 10:39:31 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: missyme
This might not be the worst, but it was interesting.

Brought gal to famously good pizza place for a casual pizza and beer.Wanted vegetarian toppings and she didn't like the pizza after it was served.. Second, one of her first comments (don't even know what prompted it) she was saying how she despised people who killed deer. Even though I have never shot a deer I have many friends who are avid hunters and I recognize the need to thin the herd as I've hit two deer with my car. And I LOVE deer haamburger jerky that I make myself from my friends "take".

134 posted on 06/15/2005 10:39:33 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: JoeSixPack1

You were the only Male????


135 posted on 06/15/2005 10:39:37 AM PDT by missyme (Tell it like it is!)
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To: theDentist

Anyone ever consider that maybe WE were the bad date at least once?


136 posted on 06/15/2005 10:39:45 AM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: Conspiracy Guy

LOL!


137 posted on 06/15/2005 10:40:25 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America)
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To: conservativebabe

Oh lord,
I had a date with a guy that I had met via a friend (never again!)....

It was pretty apparent in the first 20 minutes that we had nothing in common. I mean, nothing. Much of the conversation consisted of him ranting about his 2 ex's. (Rule #2 of Dating-- No matter WHAT men say, they have WAY more baggage than any woman.)

Anyhow, this was a Wednesday night, and all of a sudden, he says "Well, ya wanna go out Friday?" I kinda give him a "HUH" look and gently say (Yes, I can be gentle)....
"I don't think so. Don't ya think we really don't have much in common?" (like nothing).

Then he snaps "Well, why did you tell your friend you were interested in dating again if you weren't!"

The worst/funniest part is he got mad and just sat there sulking and wouldn't look up, not even to acknowledge the waitress bringing the bill. I sit there for another minute and finally take the bill up to the register, pay it and go home.


138 posted on 06/15/2005 10:41:21 AM PDT by najida (Heat index of 105 and me with doors to paint and no AC. Yeah, I'm cranky.)
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To: conservativebabe

Oh, I know I was. Dozens of times.


139 posted on 06/15/2005 10:41:35 AM PDT by Skooz (Perverts used to have to hang around public toilets. Now, they run our schools - Travis McGee)
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To: Dashing Dasher

too good looking...

8^)


140 posted on 06/15/2005 10:42:37 AM PDT by The SISU kid (Think of me what you will, I've found a little void to fill)
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