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Doctors remove a skewer from woman's head (No Pic)
Pravda ^ | 05-04-2005 | Staff

Posted on 06/10/2005 1:43:28 PM PDT by Red Badger

Some Russians found it really hard to indulge in the joint celebrations of Russian Easter and the 1st of May holiday. Some people had to face the dire consequences.

A woman showed up at a hospital's emergency room in the city of Perm, in the eastern European part of the Russian Federation, seeking medical attention. The doctors examined the 30-year-old woman and found a "foreign body" i.e. a shish kebab skewer sticking out of her head. She also had an open cranial injury on her head.

After the woman was treated for injuries, she told the doctors that an incident had happened to her while she and her companion were barbecuing in the forest. Her companion accidentally stuck a skewer in her head as he was throwing skewers in a nearby tree. The guy was apparently trying to impress the lady with his adroitness. The police is checking on the circumstances of the case.

Not long ago Pravda has reported about a man with a kitchen knife in the face, which was successfully removed by Russian doctors leaving just a little scar on his cheek.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: darwin; head; holdmuhbeer; holdmuhvodka; skewer
See? Barbecue really is bad for you!.....
1 posted on 06/10/2005 1:43:28 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Earlier today this article was on FR:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1420193/posts .

It is about a MAN in Russia with a knife in his head.

Must be a tradition


2 posted on 06/10/2005 1:48:12 PM PDT by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: Red Badger
a shish kebab skewer sticking out of her head

Head kebab? Those crazy ruskies will eat anything.

3 posted on 06/10/2005 1:51:45 PM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
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To: Red Badger
"But... but Officer, she ASKED me to skewer her!"

*snicker*

4 posted on 06/10/2005 1:52:24 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Lokibob; martin_fierro; mikrofon

There was also one about a Yuri who pounded a nail into his head. Must be an epidemic.


5 posted on 06/10/2005 2:01:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I needed this like a hole in the head.)
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To: Red Badger
in the city of Perm

Maybe she was using the skewer as a curler.

6 posted on 06/10/2005 2:02:24 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I needed this like a hole in the head.)
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To: Red Badger
The police is checking on the circumstances of the case.

They is?

7 posted on 06/10/2005 2:04:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I needed this like a hole in the head.)
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To: Red Badger; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Maybe she was using the skewer as a curler.

Many are curled, but skewer chosen.

8 posted on 06/10/2005 2:05:39 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A good pun is its own reword.)
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To: Red Badger
(No Pic)

I know. It was a skewer.

9 posted on 06/10/2005 2:07:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Imagine if it was an ice pic.)
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To: Red Badger
She also had an open cranial injury on her head.

You'd think it would have been a Ukrainial injury.

10 posted on 06/10/2005 2:10:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ukraine your neck to look at it.)
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To: GSWarrior

11 posted on 06/10/2005 2:12:24 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Red Badger
a man with a kitchen knife in the face, which was successfully removed by Russian doctors

The knife or the face?

12 posted on 06/10/2005 2:13:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pravda prose.)
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To: Red Badger
Her companion accidentally stuck a skewer in her head as he was throwing skewers in a nearby tree. The guy was apparently trying to impress the lady with his adroitness.

Typical guy. Just wanted to skewer.

13 posted on 06/10/2005 2:15:54 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (. . . he said adroitly.)
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The doctors examined the 30-year-old woman and found a "foreign body" i.e. a shish kebab skewer sticking out of her head.

Was an examination really necessary?

14 posted on 06/10/2005 2:21:27 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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The guy was apparently trying to impress the lady with his adroitness.

LOL!!!

FAILURE!!!!

15 posted on 06/10/2005 4:08:58 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: GSWarrior

After a brief search, we noticed a large SKEWER STICKING OUT of her HEAD!!!


16 posted on 06/10/2005 4:09:24 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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