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See? Barbecue really is bad for you!.....
1 posted on 06/10/2005 1:43:28 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Earlier today this article was on FR:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1420193/posts .

It is about a MAN in Russia with a knife in his head.

Must be a tradition


2 posted on 06/10/2005 1:48:12 PM PDT by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: Red Badger
a shish kebab skewer sticking out of her head

Head kebab? Those crazy ruskies will eat anything.

3 posted on 06/10/2005 1:51:45 PM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
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"But... but Officer, she ASKED me to skewer her!"

*snicker*

4 posted on 06/10/2005 1:52:24 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Red Badger
in the city of Perm

Maybe she was using the skewer as a curler.

6 posted on 06/10/2005 2:02:24 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I needed this like a hole in the head.)
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The police is checking on the circumstances of the case.

They is?

7 posted on 06/10/2005 2:04:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I needed this like a hole in the head.)
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I know. It was a skewer.

9 posted on 06/10/2005 2:07:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Imagine if it was an ice pic.)
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She also had an open cranial injury on her head.

You'd think it would have been a Ukrainial injury.

10 posted on 06/10/2005 2:10:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ukraine your neck to look at it.)
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a man with a kitchen knife in the face, which was successfully removed by Russian doctors

The knife or the face?

12 posted on 06/10/2005 2:13:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pravda prose.)
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Her companion accidentally stuck a skewer in her head as he was throwing skewers in a nearby tree. The guy was apparently trying to impress the lady with his adroitness.

Typical guy. Just wanted to skewer.

13 posted on 06/10/2005 2:15:54 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (. . . he said adroitly.)
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The doctors examined the 30-year-old woman and found a "foreign body" i.e. a shish kebab skewer sticking out of her head.

Was an examination really necessary?

14 posted on 06/10/2005 2:21:27 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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The guy was apparently trying to impress the lady with his adroitness.

LOL!!!

FAILURE!!!!

15 posted on 06/10/2005 4:08:58 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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