**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[martin_fierro]

Post a joke that makes people groan.

Check.

(or would this be impermissible "cheesecake"?)

[Dashing Dasher]

Muslim Bumper Stickers

1. My other car is a bomb
2. This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings
3. Keep honking, I'm rewiring
4. Visualize World Jihad
5. My other car is in the abdomens of 50 Israeli civilians!
6. I blew up 500 friendly Iraqis and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.
7. 0 to KABOOM in .2 seconds.
8. My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student
9. In case of Jihad this car will be exploded
10. Martyrs do it like it's their last time
11. My kid and YOUR money go to Gitomo Bay.
12. I'm Muslim but you're ugly and I can blow myself up
13. Baby Terrorist On Board
14. If you can read this, there's a car bomb in the trunk.
15. Fatah you looking at?
16. Honk if you Beat your Wife
17. Driver carries only $20 worth of C4

AND MY FAVORITE...

What part of ULLULULULULULULU did you not understand?

[Jet Jaguar]

yep!

[Dashing Dasher]

[Hemingway's Ghost]

The cheese/beefcake has caused some trouble. It is the wishes of the management that it be very limited.

I'm sure it would be appropriate if we did it in a historical context. Here's a tribute to the hard-fighting men of the former U.S. Army Air Corps:

[Darksheare]

I hear tell that my brother flew a good distance when the safety inspector did that to him.
I also heart that safety inspectors can run very fast.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

I am heartbroken

That's a babe.

[r-q-tek86]

Google in the old days...

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm TELLING!!!

This is HUGH!

I'm SERIES!!!

[shoffma1999]

The next time you get pulled over for speeding, think about this joke.

A man gets pulled over for speeding by a Police Officer waiting at the hiding at the bottom of a hill.

The Police Officer comes to the car and says "you know the speed limit is 55 mph and I clocked you at at 87."

"Yes, I know I am trying to get to work quickly because I am late" says the driver.

Officer: "where do you work?"

Driver: "I work at a proctology office downtown. Yeah, I am an asshole stretcher."

Officer: "An asshole stretcher?"

Driver: "Yeah, first I put a finger in and start working it around, then I put two fingers in and work it around, then a hand, then two hands, and I keep working it until it is 6 feet large."

Officer: "Man, what the hell are you gonna do with a 6 foot asshole?"

Driver: "Well, I am gonna slap a uniform on him and place him at the bottom of a hill with a radar gun."

[newfrpr04]

Fascinating facts: Lead cups wee used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes know the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait to and see if they wake. Hense the custom of holding a "wake"

[shoffma1999]

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous to leave around children, and the other you carry your groceries home in.

[The_Victor]

Muslim Bumper Stickers

LOL!

Might be too close to the truth for proper silliness though.

[Pete'sWife]

http://www.koreus.com/files/200505/men-in-coats.html

Very appropriate for this thread.

Take my word for it.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Otherwise known as Sunday morning at the Allegiance household.

[r-q-tek86]

Prom time in the middle east...

[Fierce Allegiance]

If MJ receives one more accusation, he's going to qualify for his own parish.

[RushCrush]

THAT is awesome!!!!! ROTFLMAO!! Best post in months!

[Dashing Dasher]

Is this light enough?

[r-q-tek86]

It's 9:00... time for...

See ya'll after lunch