Woman Gets Fiance's Attention

ABC (wpvi.com) ^ | June 8, 2005 | Associated Press

[Northern Alliance]

SUDBURY, ONTARIO-June 8, 2005 — Allyson Lace will have to serve 30 more days in jail for grabbing her fiance where it hurts.

Prosecutors in Sudbury, Ontario, charge Lace and her fiance got into an argument. After kicking, punching and scratching him, prosecutors say she grabbed him by the testicles.

According to authorities, the fiance had to whack Lace over the head with his arm cast to make her let go. Police say the woman also kicked the inside of a police cruiser and struck an officer in the eye.

She's pleaded guilty to a number of charges, after being jailed since the May Tenth incident. The judge sentenced Lace to an additional 30 days behind bars.

Before being led out of the courtroom, Lace turned to her victim and mouthed, "It's over, goodbye."

[SmithL]

You always hurt the one you love.

And they always have to hit you over the head with their arm cast to make you stop.

[CrawDaddyCA]

According to authorities, the fiance had to whack Lace over the head with his arm cast to make her let go.

I'm surprised he wasn't charged, and that she wasn't portrayed as the 'victim'.

Psycho women can be vicious, I know from experience.

[The Brush]

Before being led out of the courtroom, Lace turned to her victim and mouthed, "It's over, goodbye."

If he let a woman like this in his life her defense should have been there was nothing there for her to grab

[sgtbono2002]

****Before being led out of the courtroom, Lace turned to her victim and mouthed, "It's over, goodbye****

Man :she wouldnt have had to tell me that. I wouldnt even ask for the ring back.

[Northern Alliance]

If he let a woman like this in his life her defense should have been there was nothing there for her to grab

Excellent! I concur.

[Mr. Jazzy]

All she really needed was the patented "Hillary Clinton Testicle Lock Box"!

I'm sure you've heard it advertised on Rush.

[muir_redwoods]

"It's over, goodbye."

Something tells me he'd already heard a voice tell him that.

[Pharmboy]

She sounds like someone you'd want on your side in a bar fight...

[martin_fierro]

There's a Country & Western song in here somewhere.

[motormouth]

I wonder if she's the reason his arm is in a cast too? LOL

[Khurkris]

There's a Country & Western song in here somewhere.

"You broooo-ke my heart,
and I bus-sted...yer jaaaawww.
Now its over...
gooood-byyyy."

[martin_fierro]

There's a Country & Western song in here somewhere.

"You Mangled My Testes, Now You're With The Arrestees"

You were a straight shooter
You played by love's rules
But all bets were off, dear
When y'clawed the Fam'ly Jewels

When th' Police in their cruiser
came surely to pass
You wouldn't go quiet
You sure kicked their glass

CHORUS:
YOU WERE MY BEQUESTEE
TIL' YOU MANGLED MUH TESTES
NOW YOU'RE WITH THE ARRESTEES
AND I'M JUST A MOLESTEE

[Charles Henrickson]

Sounds like she got a little testy.

[mikrofon]

She will probably have to provide testemoney...