Posted on 06/06/2005 4:33:27 PM PDT by jad guter
I surf the net a lot. Occassionally I am directed here. I see a lot of pictures of cats here, so I figure you are cat lovers.
A while ago my wife adopted 3 kittens. Two were males and one was a female. I told her, "I don't care if those tomcats roam the neighborhood and feel their oats - that's the female's problem (just like in real life), but that female has got to be fixed." Well, she didn't do it and guess what - that promiscuous little tabby ended up pregnant at the age of six months (that's only three in human years; who woulda thunk it).
Two months later, she's poppin out kittens right on the back patio (the little hussy didn't even have the sense to go under the shed or somewhere).
Well, now we have five kittens that need adopting. I've already told my wife that I'll take them to the pound if not adopted. I mean 3 cats are bad enough; 8 cats is bordering on crazy old lady.
Please let me know if you'll take a cat. If you want to remain anonymous, I will Fed ex one or more (please, specially packaged) to the drop area of your choice.
Just send it via the U.S. mail. Uh, you might want to include some food and water.
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Everybody knows you don't fed-X a cat...you fax'em.
Yeah, I mean I expected at least something about kitty abortion or kitty morning after pills...
so close.
What a waste of time and money. Why not just fax them, or cheaper still, put them in your computer and send them as an email attachment.
I'm assuming your post was directed at jad guter.
Live Animals
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