Does anybody want a ZOT?

[jad guter]

I surf the net a lot. Occassionally I am directed here. I see a lot of pictures of cats here, so I figure you are cat lovers.

A while ago my wife adopted 3 kittens. Two were males and one was a female. I told her, "I don't care if those tomcats roam the neighborhood and feel their oats - that's the female's problem (just like in real life), but that female has got to be fixed." Well, she didn't do it and guess what - that promiscuous little tabby ended up pregnant at the age of six months (that's only three in human years; who woulda thunk it).

Two months later, she's poppin out kittens right on the back patio (the little hussy didn't even have the sense to go under the shed or somewhere).

Well, now we have five kittens that need adopting. I've already told my wife that I'll take them to the pound if not adopted. I mean 3 cats are bad enough; 8 cats is bordering on crazy old lady.

Please let me know if you'll take a cat. If you want to remain anonymous, I will Fed ex one or more (please, specially packaged) to the drop area of your choice.

[Enterprise]

Perhaps you should consider neutering you and your wife.

[proudofthesouth]

What exactly is a ZOT?

[Theresawithanh]

Cute pic, yes, but I hope that cat's been declawed. Chewing on the tail is not the key to a happy kitty.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

go to admin moderators home page and scroll down.

[Fledermaus]

This was, by far, one of the lamest attempt at Zot greatness.

Like the "insurgent's" in Iraq, they are recruiting more and more from the total idiot pool.

[BulletBobCo]

What exactly is a ZOT?

You signed up over 4 years ago and don't know what a ZOT is?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Drat! I always miss the really good trolls, and this one had potential. He coulda been a contender....

[boxerblues]

Chewing on the tail is not the key to a happy kitty.

Does that kitty look happy?....it'll learn to stay away from the kid from now on

[tiamat]

myprecious wrote:
Just send mine email.

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ROFL!

Gonna have to push REAL HARD to get a kitten through a phone-line!

[humblegunner]

[Politicalmom]

Yeah, he could spell and punctuate, used actual paragraphs...

[Chode]

[tiamat]

That's a cute graphic.

Yeah our friend with the cats is a real winner, isn't he?

Oy.

[Theresawithanh]

Yup. My little sister loved our kitty so much when we were kids and mishandled it so badly that she'd just enter the room and kitty would be climbing up the drapes! Think Elmira on Animaniacs, and you've got the picture.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

ROTFLMAO - So true....

[Raycpa]

Can you e-mail mine?

[handy old one]

Some people miss all the fun by staying on only straight threads and not ones that lead to this type of treatment.

[scott says]

[Raycpa]

Cat lovers