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1 posted on 06/06/2005 11:16:08 AM PDT by My Favorite Headache
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okay.


2 posted on 06/06/2005 11:17:19 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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If this guy ever goes to prison, his health care costs are going to further bankrupt California.


3 posted on 06/06/2005 11:17:22 AM PDT by rhombus
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Puss....


4 posted on 06/06/2005 11:18:30 AM PDT by freebilly (Go Santa Cruz Baseball! Win CCS!)
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He's got butt-er-flies in his stomach...........


5 posted on 06/06/2005 11:18:39 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Goooooooogle your own name.............)
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Put a wig on him and he looks like LaToya--nose and all. Guess he's contemplating looking at a stay in the pen. However, the judicial system is quite very lenient on H'weirdos.


6 posted on 06/06/2005 11:18:42 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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He wasn't going to the hospital, he was going to WalMart. He heard they had little boys pants half off.


7 posted on 06/06/2005 11:18:48 AM PDT by tuffydoodle
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So? Just get him blow-up dolls of little boys to sleep with so he feels better......


10 posted on 06/06/2005 11:19:44 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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Not knowing when the jury will come back with the verdict, he is probably trying to be sure his lockup date is delayed by being unable to go to court due to a hospitalized "illness".


11 posted on 06/06/2005 11:19:54 AM PDT by Wuli (The democratic basis of the constitution is "we the people" not "we the court".)
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Someone should tell him to stop eating the 10 year old weiners.


15 posted on 06/06/2005 11:21:04 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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Jackson has withered to a mere 97 lbs from 131 lbs in November.

AIDS?

18 posted on 06/06/2005 11:21:35 AM PDT by dfwgator (Flush Newsweek!)
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He weighs less than my dog.


19 posted on 06/06/2005 11:21:45 AM PDT by Brilliant
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Jackson has withered to a mere 97 lbs from 131 lbs in November.

That is without pulling his feeding tube ...

21 posted on 06/06/2005 11:22:25 AM PDT by af_vet_1981
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He should try the mental hospital instead.


26 posted on 06/06/2005 11:23:25 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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Just drive him to a graveyard..........


30 posted on 06/06/2005 11:24:43 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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would it be tacky of me to send him, as a gift, the dvd box set of Oz with a "get well soon" card?


32 posted on 06/06/2005 11:25:45 AM PDT by isom35
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Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough


38 posted on 06/06/2005 11:29:36 AM PDT by b4its2late (I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.)
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The resemblance is uncanny.......

40 posted on 06/06/2005 11:31:05 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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Jackson has withered to a mere 97 lbs from 131 lbs in November.

So? The nasty judge is responsible for his anorexia? Or is it bulimia?

Naturally the jury will vote not guilty when they hear how he's starved himself. Clearly it's a racist plot.

But claiming anorexia and/or bulimia may save him from prison and land him in a cushy "treatment center" where his entire entourage can stay with him. Some of those addiction treatment centers are really posh country clubs. Does "The Betty" take food disorder patients? Sex addicts? I don't think so. But there are others.

43 posted on 06/06/2005 11:33:13 AM PDT by Veto! (Opinions Freely Dispensed as Advice)
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He needs to lay off the laxative. One more good crap and there would be nothing left of him - no more Michael Jackson.


44 posted on 06/06/2005 11:33:51 AM PDT by GSlob
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Hard to say if the jury catches wind of this whether or not it will pull a sympathy string or if they will have had enough of his antics.


47 posted on 06/06/2005 11:37:22 AM PDT by contemplator
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