Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
I do not like to teach. When I was 18 I was dating a 36 year old for that reason. I want someone who knows what to do!
Subject: Trivia For Mature Folks
> 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful Citizens would ask, "Who was that masked man?" Invariably, Someone would answer, "I don't know, but he left this behind." What did he leave behind?_______________________
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> 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on the ____________show.
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> 03. Get your kicks, _______________
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> 04. The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed ___________
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> 05. In the jungle, the mighty jungle,_________________________
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> 06. After the twist, the mashed potato, and the watus! i, we "danced" under stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the_________________
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> 07. N_E_S_T_L_E_S, Nestle's makes the very best _______________
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> 08. Satchmo was America's "ambassador of goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was____________
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> 09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking?_____
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> 10. Red Skelton's hobo character was ____________________. and he always ended his television show by saying, "Good night, and___________."
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> 11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam war did so by burning their________________
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> 12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by?_________! ______&__________
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> 13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music >died." This was a tribute to ___________________
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> 14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it; it was called __________
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> 15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist; it was called the ___________
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But I'm also Twisted baby.
Besides I have three kids....
This is too funny.
*snort
Oh aren't we funny today!
"Subject: Trivia For Mature Folks "
Thag is much too immature for that. Not too young, just too immature!
Oy! BAD JOKE!
1. A silver bullet.
2. The Ed Sullivan show.
3. Route 66
4. to protect the innocent.
5. The Lion sleeps tonight.
6. The limbo
7. chocolate.
8. Louis Armstrong
9. A Timex watch.
10. Freddy the freeloader, and "Good night, and may God Bless."
11. draft cards
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hoola-hoop
"Wicked and Freaky, come here big boy!!!"
I am on my way. ;-)
That does look like you, right?
I guess with 3 kids you know what to do!! And how to get the job done, I might add.
correctimoondo!
Answers:
> 01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
> 02. The Ed Sullivan show.
> 03. On Route 66
> 04. to protect the innocent.
> 05, The Lion sleeps tonight.
> 06. The limbo
> 07. chocolate.
> 08. Louis Armstrong
> 09. The Timex watch.
> 1! 0. Freddy the freeloader, and "Good night, and may God Bless."
> 11. draft cards (the bra was also burned)
> 12. Beetle or Bug
> 13. Buddy Holly
> 14. sputnik
> 15. hula-hoop
As long as will can still play those little adult games I like. You are not to immature for those are you?
I am taller and I wear a 44 Double D bra, other than that....
thag, darlin', as long as you hang onto those disco balls, you're not gonna be good for much. :~)
thag, darlin', as long as you hang onto those disco balls, you're not gonna be good for much...in the way of thinkin'. :~)
1. Silver bullet
2. Ed Sullivan
3. On route 66
4. to protect the innocent
5. the lion sleeps tonight
6. Limbo
7. Chocolate
8. Louie Armstrong
9. Timex
10. (I can only remember Klem Kadiddlehopper!)and god bless
11. Draft cards
12. Bug, Beetle and ???
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hoola Hoop
(toldya I was a geezer)
Fly? FLY??!!
A Navy helo pilot once told me that helocopters don't fly...
THEY BEAT THE AIR INTO SUBMISSION.
almost, geezer
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