*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***

6/3/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

[fredhead]

Sorry, I posted it before I read to discussion on the too much beef & cheese. I'd hate to see the OFST disappear, I look forward to it the whole week.

I didn't realize the pics were getting out of hand.

[MoJo2001]

Same here in Virginny!! Here's something my niece sent yesterday:

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at
5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.



The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."


Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.

[beaureguard]

I lurk on this thread more than I post...but it is the ONE thread I look forward to every week. Don't stop doing it - we'd all miss it.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Boy, am I ever glad this forum is anonymous!"

We know who you are and we have ways of making you talk.

SMILE, it's Friday!!

[70times7]

Darth Tater?

[raivyn]

That's the way it should be for any red blooded hetero man!

[exile]

"Sorry, I posted it before I read to discussion on the too much beef & cheese."

Thanks. The Beef and Cheese reference reminded me that it's time for lunch.

[motormouth]

ditto that!

[EX52D]

I'll send you some sunshine from here in Vegas...Happy Friday!

[najida]

Sweetie,
just proves weez wimmen's are more mature I guess.

Smooch,
Now off to find turpentine...

[MoJo2001]

The Sailor thinks any man I find to be somewhat attractive to be "gay" or leaning that way. It's a conditioned male response. It has nothing to do with their comfort level with their sexuality. It has more to do with that old emotion called: JEALOUSY!! LOL!

[Miss Behave]

I Bump ya, BJ. Bump ya BIG. As big as MY BIG GUY.

I love ya, Big Guy...and all that you do.

[colorcountry]

I don't know what this Beefcake/cheesecake pic-ture controversy is all about.

I have dial-up...I just read the jokes 'cuz it takes so long for the pictures to load that I never get to see them.

[thag]

"I love "Divers"... Ha Ha!"
I love men who dive deep as well!!!"

Thag can't dive, but does speak four dialects of Serbo-Croatian, Polish, and a little Russian. He also has a wry sense of humor. Does that make him a cunning linguist???

[StarCMC]

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There - feel better?? *grin*

[exile]

Good lord! Dial up! Do you at least have indoor plumbing?

[raivyn]

I personally have no problem... post all the cheesecake you want as far as I'm concerned...

Others don't feel the same way, I sense. (I have Jedi Powers you know...)

[JimWforBush]

OLD IS WHEN:



1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to

go along.



3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.



4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.



5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!