To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to
go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
To: JimWforBush
LOL, remind me never to get OLD!
477 posted on
06/03/2005 10:14:19 AM PDT by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: JimWforBush
very funny ones, and so true, especially the all nighter.
495 posted on
06/03/2005 10:23:08 AM PDT by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: JimWforBush
#6: Having to sneeze means you don't just have to hold your nose, you have to hold your bladder as well.
518 posted on
06/03/2005 10:33:31 AM PDT by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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