*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***

6/3/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

[tomkow6]

 

[peacebaby]

is that a loin cloth?

[najida]

Girl,
you're getting 5 gold stars for today!

Thank you vera vera much darlin' :)

[motormouth]

I can see youre working HARD. lol

[peacebaby]

LOL. OK to stay out to 4am, just don't steal. I missed that point.

[martin_fierro]

Hey, where's Martin? We NEED MORE COWBELL! :)

Oh, great.

Now I have performance anxiety.

[JimWforBush]

Now that's nice.

[newfrpr04]

I WANTED YOU TO GET THE LATEST DARWIN AWARDS:

It's time for the Darwin Award Nominees. The Darwin are awarded every year to the persons who died in the most stupid and unusual manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool:
1.(San Jose Mercury News) An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.
2. (the News of the Weird) Michael Anderson Godwin made news of the wired posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting So.Carolina's electric chair on murder conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison. While sitting on a metal toilet in his cell attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted.

[EX52D]

Sweet...

[Auntbee]

That's okay. Happens to a lot of guys.

[najida]

Yes,
it does appear to be a loin cloth...
the knot looks loose too >:>

[Lady Jag]

That's not you and you know it. That'll be $1200.

[JimWforBush]

[MotleyGirl70]

Whoa! He needs a manssiere

[Fierce Allegiance]

Looks all natural, but why is she sad/mad?

[JimWforBush]

"I can see youre working HARD. lol"

What? I am working. Just on things I am not supposed to be doing.

[tomkow6]

 

[Lady Jag]

he's gay, therefore out of my league no matter how good he looks.

And you're a wet blanket. So what?

[BJClinton]

Wow. If this thread gets pulled it's all you ladies fault. ;-)

[motormouth]

uh huh