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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: Lady Jag

Holy Crap!! Mel is one great looking man.


241 posted on 06/03/2005 8:16:19 AM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: Lady Jag
Very hot! But he's too smooth. No chest hair. A fella has to have some chest hair.
242 posted on 06/03/2005 8:17:41 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Auntbee
I would love to go to the beach. Unfortunately, there isn't one here in Kansas. :(

That's okay. I don't want all the women to move to the shore. I know when I have a good thing.

244 posted on 06/03/2005 8:17:52 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: tomkow6
HELLO SANDY!
245 posted on 06/03/2005 8:17:58 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: najida

College ping!


246 posted on 06/03/2005 8:18:03 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: TheBigB
 


247 posted on 06/03/2005 8:18:07 AM PDT by Radix (Don't worry, I have Florida officials working on getting the goons who kidnapped my Tag Line.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Why do I get the feeling that that comic only had a VERY limited run.


248 posted on 06/03/2005 8:18:13 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: MotleyGirl70

I agree. Some, not a lot.


249 posted on 06/03/2005 8:18:22 AM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Nice Combo
250 posted on 06/03/2005 8:18:45 AM PDT by JimWforBush
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To: najida

I think I was added without saying so...
Good God, dont take me off!!


251 posted on 06/03/2005 8:19:03 AM PDT by motormouth
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To: BJClinton
Somebody needs to brush the sand off of her...

She's got floss for the tough spots.

252 posted on 06/03/2005 8:19:20 AM PDT by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: tomkow6

I need to go fishing soon.


253 posted on 06/03/2005 8:19:20 AM PDT by JimWforBush
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To: peacebaby

Strangle her...don't you pick up Giddeon's Bibles from HOTEL rooms!!!


254 posted on 06/03/2005 8:19:27 AM PDT by colorcountry (To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable. ....Barry Goldwater)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I'll help him remove all of the sand, in and out of his suit!!

Maybe the application of some warm water would help


255 posted on 06/03/2005 8:19:56 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: tomkow6

She could hold my rod any time.


256 posted on 06/03/2005 8:20:14 AM PDT by No Blue States
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To: Lady Jag

I'm heading to Ocean City in August. Those guys should be good and tanned by then.


257 posted on 06/03/2005 8:20:18 AM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: TheBigB
Oh Look! The Runaway Bride has a new pet

"The Runaway Kitty"

258 posted on 06/03/2005 8:20:54 AM PDT by Responsibility1st
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To: Lady Jag
"Maybe the application of some warm water would help"

BINGO!! WE Have A Winner!!!

259 posted on 06/03/2005 8:21:02 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: motormouth

260 posted on 06/03/2005 8:21:15 AM PDT by JimWforBush
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