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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewies 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Threes cheesy porn stache goes without saying.

7. Jabbas floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: JimWforBush
261
posted on
06/03/2005 8:21:19 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(....................)
To: Lady Jag
262
posted on
06/03/2005 8:21:19 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: Lady Jag
Girl,
you're getting 5 gold stars for today!
Thank you vera vera much darlin' :)
263
posted on
06/03/2005 8:21:34 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: JimWforBush
I can see youre working HARD. lol
To: colorcountry
LOL. OK to stay out to 4am, just don't steal. I missed that point.
265
posted on
06/03/2005 8:22:19 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: TheBigB
Hey, where's Martin? We NEED MORE COWBELL! :) Oh, great.
Now I have performance anxiety.
To: tomkow6
To: TheBigB
I WANTED YOU TO GET THE LATEST DARWIN AWARDS:
It's time for the Darwin Award Nominees. The Darwin are awarded every year to the persons who died in the most stupid and unusual manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool:
1.(San Jose Mercury News) An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.
2. (the News of the Weird) Michael Anderson Godwin made news of the wired posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting So.Carolina's electric chair on murder conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison. While sitting on a metal toilet in his cell attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted.
To: Lady Jag
269
posted on
06/03/2005 8:23:19 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: martin_fierro
That's okay. Happens to a lot of guys.
270
posted on
06/03/2005 8:23:48 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: peacebaby
Yes,
it does appear to be a loin cloth...
the knot looks loose too >:>
271
posted on
06/03/2005 8:25:00 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: Skooz
That's not you and you know it. That'll be $1200.
272
posted on
06/03/2005 8:25:06 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: tomkow6
To: Lady Jag
Whoa! He needs a manssiere
To: tomkow6
Looks all natural, but why is she sad/mad?
275
posted on
06/03/2005 8:26:23 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: motormouth
"I can see youre working HARD. lol"
What? I am working. Just on things I am not supposed to be doing.
To: JimWforBush
277
posted on
06/03/2005 8:26:50 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(....................)
To: peacebaby
he's gay, therefore out of my league no matter how good he looks. And you're a wet blanket. So what?
278
posted on
06/03/2005 8:27:10 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Auntbee
Wow. If this thread gets pulled it's all you ladies fault. ;-)
279
posted on
06/03/2005 8:27:32 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Newsweak Lied, People Died)
To: JimWforBush
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