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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: najida
"::::THUD:::: (don't wake me until this fantasy's over)"I have a coffee mug that says "Don't Interrupt Me I Am Having A Sexual Fantasy.".
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:47:55 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: tomkow6
To: Lady Jag
163
posted on
06/03/2005 7:49:03 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Newsweak Lied, People Died)
To: raivyn
Or a good steak and a pint of blood.
To: Fierce Allegiance
"They can read?"I may have to read it to some of them!
165
posted on
06/03/2005 7:49:19 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: JimWforBush
yeah, you would....that's why I usually wear cotton shirts rather than knit sweaters. Even the gay guys in my office get nervous.
166
posted on
06/03/2005 7:49:35 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: peacebaby
"you can clean your ears with paper clips, too.
then use them to secure the monthly report to the boss"
You secure anything with your EARS? Dam girl!!!
167
posted on
06/03/2005 7:49:47 AM PDT
by
thag
(Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
To: BibChr
Yeah, my dad says there are still problems with kids up through 40's, the problems just get bigger, more expensive & sometimes require a lawer or 2.
169
posted on
06/03/2005 7:51:44 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: JimWforBush
170
posted on
06/03/2005 7:51:44 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(....................)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Your 17year old daughter comes home at 4 a.m. with a Giddeons Bible.
Really mixed emotions: Your 17 year old daughter comes home at 4 a.m.
I wouldn't know whether to strangle her or hug her!
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:52:15 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: Auntbee
This keeps getting better!! Woo Hoo!! We're all going to the beach this weekend!
172
posted on
06/03/2005 7:52:32 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I do not know what many guys find appealing about Ann other than her political views. I don't think she's very pretty. Looks like she's been on the coke for eons. I agree.
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:52:46 AM PDT
by
jtminton
(My tagline has the day off.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
"Your 17 year old daughter comes home at 4:00 AM with a Gideons Bible in her hand."1. I would want to know why she stole the Bible out of the Motel room she had been fooling around in.
2. I would want to know why she thought I would be stupid enough to fall for any excuse that she could think of with that Bible.
174
posted on
06/03/2005 7:52:54 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: TheBigB
The power of Christ compels you!
175
posted on
06/03/2005 7:53:31 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(I am ageless through the power of the Lord God.)
To: day10
176
posted on
06/03/2005 7:53:33 AM PDT
by
Pyro7480
("All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - Tolkien)
To: TheBigB
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:53:35 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: najida
Thank you. My day is complete.
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:55:22 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: TheBigB
We know you would hit it. I was not surprised one bit by your admission!!
179
posted on
06/03/2005 7:55:28 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: peacebaby
180
posted on
06/03/2005 7:55:59 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(If everyone knew everything about everyone, no one would have anything to do with anyone)
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