*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***

6/3/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

[Lady Jag]

[Auntbee]

This keeps getting better!! Woo Hoo!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

YOWZA!! Now that is a well filled speedo if I must say so.

najida, add that to the man file!!!

[thag]

D'oh! Thag feel better now!
Peace, baby!

[peacebaby]

Cup size, eye color. guys are so....so.....so.....something.

[najida]

Thank you Lady Jag---

Hunk Ping ladies!

[thag]

"Don't get me started on the chest stuff--
like HELLOOOO!
What color are my eyes, twerp!"

Brown....remember, I seen yer pichr.....

Love,
Thag (the twerp)

[peacebaby]

ok till I got to the leather speedo thingo. I'm not much in appreciation for huge bulges. I'd prefer him in boxers. Then it wouldn't be cheesecake, though, would it?

[Auntbee]

Now that is a well filled speedo if I must say so.

---

Don't have to say it. Just look!!! Holy crap. Is it too early for this? (no)

[Fierce Allegiance]

Ann Coulter skinny

I do not know what many guys find appealing about Ann other than her political views. I don't think she's very pretty. Looks like she's been on the coke for eons.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"So your daughter's a hooker,"

"and it spoiled your day."

"Look at the bright side,"

"it’s really good pay."

Now that's a Hallmark card.

[najida]

OMIGOD!

Obliques!!!

::::THUD::::
(don't wake me until this fantasy's over)

[EX52D]

Thank you!

[Auntbee]

Am I on that "man" list? If not, I HAVE to get on it.

[najida]

Wrong,
try again.

[StarCMC]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Not exactly what I had in mind."

See # 95. That will cheer you right up!

[Fierce Allegiance]

They can read? </ former Kawasaki Team East rider>

[najida]

I'm copying every pic that I see!

WOO HOO! We got some goodun's.

[tomkow6]

BEEFCAKE!