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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: TheBigB
11. Meco's disco versions of John Williams' majestic soundtrack.
101
posted on
06/03/2005 7:32:08 AM PDT
by
L.N. Smithee
(Freeping since March 1998. This is my blessing. This is my curse.)
To: peacebaby
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.Forget this one. Mechanics lie to everybody.
To: acad1228
you can clean your ears with paper clips, too.
then use them to secure the monthly report to the boss.
103
posted on
06/03/2005 7:32:16 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: BJClinton
104
posted on
06/03/2005 7:32:26 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Newsweak Lied, People Died)
To: Lady Jag
Whoa! Now you're talkin'. Yeah baby!!
105
posted on
06/03/2005 7:32:34 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: StarCMC
106
posted on
06/03/2005 7:33:20 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: Auntbee
Me either..
I like beefcake with more beef less fluff!
To: tomkow6
108
posted on
06/03/2005 7:33:56 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(I am ageless through the power of the Lord God.)
To: JimWforBush
What IS it with men enjoying seeing lesbos?? Real women are (sometimes) just out of luck. YOu've gotta be Ann Coulter skinny or DOlly PArton bodacious or Lesbo to get a look. LOL!
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:34:00 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(Free tagline courtesy of JesseJane!)
To: peacebaby
Don't get me started on the chest stuff--
like HELLOOOO!
What color are my eyes, twerp!
110
posted on
06/03/2005 7:34:17 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: Auntbee
Here's MEL
To: motormouth
112
posted on
06/03/2005 7:34:42 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
ROTFLMAO!! I printed it for the bikers to read this weekend!
113
posted on
06/03/2005 7:34:44 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: JimWforBush
To: Auntbee
115
posted on
06/03/2005 7:35:28 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: thag
Ben Gay on your disco balls! Thag, you use windex for your disco balls, dummy.
sheesh!
116
posted on
06/03/2005 7:35:35 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: JimWforBush
Okay. How about MEL GIBSON? Anyone, anyone. Someone make my day!!!
117
posted on
06/03/2005 7:36:07 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: najida
They cant tell you what color your eyes are, but they can tell you what your cup size is! ;o)
To: TheBigB
119
posted on
06/03/2005 7:36:32 AM PDT
by
G.Mason
(Support your Free Repubic fact checker)
To: tomkow6
Your kids would turn into plastic drinking the silicone in that 2-eyed lunch. Much better though.
120
posted on
06/03/2005 7:36:45 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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