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PENIS CLOSES ROAD
Sky News ^
| May 25, 2005
Posted on 05/28/2005 4:32:09 AM PDT by billorites
A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.
A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.
Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.
But on closer inspection police found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis.
"Someone took construction-grade plastic, moulded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape," said Lee County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.
The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: floridawatch; homelandsecurity
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To: Larry Lucido
To: quark
To: shotokan
Sex toys ? What ever happened to a nice Teddy Bear fer the girlfriend ?........Never mind.
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posted on
05/28/2005 9:44:53 AM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Squantos
That is hilarious! Well off to work I go. Hopefully no penis bombs on the horizon. Have a good one!
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posted on
05/28/2005 11:57:26 AM PDT
by
Horatio Gates
(Mullah al-Whipple says,"Don't squeeze the Koran." Safe for septic sytems.)
To: Junior
That one left me speechless...which is rare I tell you!
45
posted on
05/28/2005 12:41:36 PM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: quark
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posted on
05/28/2005 12:44:03 PM PDT
by
investigateworld
( God bless Poland for giving the world JP II & a Protestant bump for his Sainthood!)
To: billorites
That's the headline of the day!
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posted on
05/28/2005 7:00:39 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: teenyelliott
I believe this is an opportunity for that new ping list of yours.
48
posted on
05/28/2005 7:04:47 PM PDT
by
bad company
("A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.")
To: bad company
Sadly enough for this thread, Sir Pissy Bug posted it yesterday, and I believe all my people have had their fun with it.
Funny thread, if you want to read it.
previous plastic penis thread
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posted on
05/28/2005 8:52:16 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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