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How to Wear a Miniskirt
Thread ^ | 5/13/05 | staff

Posted on 05/17/2005 12:18:46 PM PDT by pissant

How to wear a mini skirt- when you don’t look like a supermodel. (Okay, who does?) It doesn’t mean that you have to hide your knees forever…This season, get out there and feel the wind on your legs, it’s miniskirt season.

Wearing a mini says something about you- it’s feminine, and sexy in a way black trousers will never be. It doesn’t have to scream, “Easy!” , but it does say, “Look at me.” You will get 45% more comments when you wear a mini- and this is a conservative estimate based on my research last Friday night.

Tips for wearing miniskirts:

Now, don’t get me wrong., Minis aren’t for everyone. For those with long lean tanned limbs, stop reading. You can wear it with trainers and flat shoes and nothing else. I just saw one of these girls today; she was also wearing a tee shirt that read, “ If it wasn’t for boys, I’d quit school”. So, there you go. For everyone else, mini-donning requires a little effort. And some confidence.

Fake tan

Makes legs look longer. And thinner. Nothing like winter legs with dotty shaved skin being transformed by a layer of fake tan. Try one of the excellent fake tanning products now available such as Clarins, St Tropez and cheaper ranges at the chemist and supermarket.

Nude Tights

Likewise tanned nude tights, and those with a bit of shine in the lycra are good, but only with closed-toe shoes, never the tights-with-toes look.

Fishnet tights

This is my BEST OPTION for miniskirt wearing- as it looks like nothing at all but is still not matronly and a bit sexy, and still fashion conscious. You don’t even have to have shaved your legs today to get away with the good ole nude fishnet tights look. Fleshtone fishnets are indeed fashion’s secret weapon for legs in that transition stage between winter and summer.

Wear a Thong Panty

You want attention on your skirt and great legs, not your visible panty line. This should of course go without saying with all tighter skirts and trousers, but the double-bum is never good- invest in below-the-bum knickers or a g-string thong if you can.

Proportion

The new fashion trend of loosenesslooks great with short skirts. An off the shoulder top or ruched neckline creates a loose silhouette that counters the smallness of the skirt below. Tight skirt and tight top can look a bit, well…

Great Shoes

The old rule, short skirts with high heels and long skirts with low heels (or is it the other way around?) is not a mantra- you do whatever makes you comfortable. I love tall girls in high heels, and short girls may well need to wear them for the height but still look real cute in flats and trainers. The sexy pointed flat shoes look amazing with miniskirts. Flat boots and a little denim miniskirt is a look that can’t be beat.

Most importantly, be comfortable and happy in your style, and s m i l e. Remember that you’re wearing the skirt and it’s not wearing you- nothing worse than Fidgetters and Skirt Puller-Downers, up there with Boob Tube Puller-Uppers


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To: pissant

This article is crying out for visual augmentation!


21 posted on 05/17/2005 1:01:18 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Electricity: the high priest of false security.)
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To: Hi Heels

ROFL!


22 posted on 05/17/2005 1:05:01 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: MarineBrat
Anna doesn't need any advice...
23 posted on 05/17/2005 1:06:41 PM PDT by scott says
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To: pissant

WE need graphics of right & wrong here, please.


24 posted on 05/17/2005 1:06:50 PM PDT by ctlpdad
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To: pissant
How about instructions on how to wear a thong.


25 posted on 05/17/2005 1:08:12 PM PDT by KidGlock (Get in the pit and try to love some one)
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To: Hi Heels
RIGHT

WRONG

No explaination need!

26 posted on 05/17/2005 1:09:44 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: conservativebabe

I know a few 50ish women who look great in mini-skirts.


27 posted on 05/17/2005 1:15:59 PM PDT by connectthedots
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To: Hi Heels
I've been known to wear heels with shorts.

Me too. With the right ensemble.

They forgot to mention (for a casual, fun evening) the mini with high heel boots.

28 posted on 05/17/2005 1:16:12 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: scott says

Twenty-three posts before someone posted a pic.

Sigh, we're lagging here.


29 posted on 05/17/2005 1:17:19 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP ("The Republican Party is the France of politics" - Laz)
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To: MotleyGirl70
Geez, try proofreading.

need=needed

30 posted on 05/17/2005 1:18:12 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: pissant

I, for one, welcome our new Miniskirt Overlords...


31 posted on 05/17/2005 1:24:31 PM PDT by Blzbba (Let them hate us as long as they fear us - Caligula)
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To: pissant
sexy pointed flat shoes

There are no sexy flat shoes.

32 posted on 05/17/2005 1:26:00 PM PDT by Know your rights (The modern enlightened liberal doesn't care what you believe as long as you don't really believe it.)
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To: Millee


Bwahahahahahaha.... I hear ya, getting old ain't fun :-)


33 posted on 05/17/2005 1:34:08 PM PDT by SouthernFreebird
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To: MotleyGirl70
I can't see his shoes in this picture....but I know that aren't high heels!


34 posted on 05/17/2005 1:45:06 PM PDT by Feiny ( I hate the very sight of liquor, which is why I hide it in my stomach.)
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To: pissant

35 posted on 05/17/2005 1:47:12 PM PDT by Feiny ( I hate the very sight of liquor, which is why I hide it in my stomach.)
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To: Blzbba
"I, for one, welcome our new Miniskirt Overlords..."

Sure, it all fun and games until someone's eyes explode while viewing a size 22 packed into a size 14. There is no combination of fake tans, shoes, or thongs that can make that right.

Miniskirts, like spandex, are a privilege, not a right.
36 posted on 05/17/2005 2:06:34 PM PDT by Gingersnap
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To: feinswinesuksass
but I know that aren't high heels!

They most certainly are not! hehe

Great movie. Great actor.

37 posted on 05/17/2005 2:06:55 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: KidGlock

Blah. I think both shots are ugly. Jeez. Pull yer frickin' pants up. Like I wanna see some broad's underpants shoved up her butt. Geeawd. Does it matter if she's fat or skinny? Not really.


38 posted on 05/17/2005 2:16:04 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: feinswinesuksass

Ain't much of a mini, neither.....


39 posted on 05/17/2005 2:20:59 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: Hi Heels

Well, any shorter & his manhood would be showing.


40 posted on 05/17/2005 2:25:47 PM PDT by Feiny ( I hate the very sight of liquor, which is why I hide it in my stomach.)
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