[Gingersnap]

"I, for one, welcome our new Miniskirt Overlords..."

Sure, it all fun and games until someone's eyes explode while viewing a size 22 packed into a size 14. There is no combination of fake tans, shoes, or thongs that can make that right.

Miniskirts, like spandex, are a privilege, not a right.

[connectthedots]

I actually knew a couple who named their daughter Ginger Snapp.