Zot needed for conservative young man

[Jim Jones batch of Kool Aid]

Hi I am conservative young man who has problem. My wife of few years wants a divorce. As conservative I want to keep strong the family values but I guess divorce is ok because many of us conservative get divorced like Rush (3 times now.) and who can forget Newt serving divorce papers to his wife as she sick with cancer.

So I guess divorce is ok but gay marriage destroys the institution of marriage and must be fought against. How is it that when Jesus tells us not to get divorces we conservatives go ahead and get them anyways but when gays want to get married we say we can’t allow it because God hates them.

Yet does he not hate divorces and people who get divorces over and over again? How is gay marriage bad and destructive to marriage but over when we conservatives get a divorce nobody even bats an eye. Are we then hypocrites?

Divorce that ends marriage is good, just as Rush but gay marriage is bad. Are we not supposed to follow all of God’s commands and not just selective ones? Have we already destroyed the sanctity of marriage by allowing divorces? I think so.

So I guess we conservatives should come out against divorce and make it a law that divorce is against the commands of God and we should have a law against it just like gay marriage.

Thank you. And I will not get a divorce because I don’t want to be a hypocrite conservative even thought it is hard.

Good luck to all fighting the good conservative fight against the gay menace coming to get our children. And don’t forget to keep on divorcing each other; I’m sure God is ok with it because as we all know God is a conservative republican and our President Bush talks to him, just like Moses on Mount Sinai.

[nosofar]

And I will not get a divorce because I don’t want to be a hypocrite conservative even thought it is hard.

Good for you, but I wonder is this some new revelation for you? Conservatives are people, too, with the same basic personal faults as anyone with any other political leaning. We are all capable of hyprocrisy. I do find it very odd you would make a big deal about it. Oh yes. Few conservatives say divorce is a good thing, even if they might get one themselves. This does not contradict the position that gay marriage is undesireable, if not worse. Nor is this hypocritical. Just as it would not be hypocritical for an alcoholic, for example, to say heroin addiction is bad. Neither behavior is healthy.

[Dallas59]

"Magistrate, another Troll has been detected. The Trolls intelligence is shockingly limited...

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[weegee]

Do sodomites seek gay marriage so as to stop being sinners in the eyes of God?

All of that pre-marital sex and cohabitation. Yeah, it's the lack of marriage that makes it wrong.

It couldn't be the nature of the act.

When same sex marriage is sanctioned by the state you KNOW that the left will push for chuches to perform same sex ceremonies. Expect a big divide in the church as the church is forced to celebrate the sins of some and declare that they aren't really sins at all.

We are all sinners. We can all attend church. Don't expect the church to pat you on the back for sinning.

[Russ]

What a dope...

[weegee]

No fault divorce is a problem in society. Too many people are too quick to throw in the towel. If you think that divorce isn't a problem (or that gay marriage wouldn't be a problem or even prone to divorce), then you...

Oh wait, this is another DUping assclown. Sod off.

[Smokin' Joe]

Well, if you read the book, you will find that divorce was not completely a no-no. There were certain examples provided in which it was okay.

Buggery is, however, always an abombination in the Bible, and that is the difference.

[Fledermaus]

Liberals need to find jobs.

[weegee]

My advice to use is seek an annulment. Then your kids can be bastards just like John Kerry's.

[StarCMC]

OH....MY....GOSH!!! Who let the kids have the computer?? ROFLMAO!!

Buh-bye!

[Pillows]

[Fiddlstix]

ROTFLMAO!

(Quote of the day?)

[Flyer]

Thank you. And I will not get a divorce

Laugh! That's what you think.

Kiss the house and a good chunk of your income goodbye.

I think I'll move in with your ex-wife just to rub it in.

p.s. - paint the place before you leave, would ya?

[xcamel]

DUH...

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[jec41]

Good luck to all fighting the good conservative fight against the gay menace coming to get our children. And don't forget to keep on divorcing each other; I'm sure God is OK with it because as we all know God is a conservative republican and our President Bush talks to him, just like Moses on Mount Sinai.

Yep, but it sounds like you've been talking to Barney Frank or Ted Kennedy. Good luck on your choices, they have a special interest for immature little boys. One indoctrinates the other penetrates.

[gimme1ibertee]

Awwww hell.
Put another troll on the barbee!

[SuzanneWeeks]

"Spear and Magic Helmet"

sorry...that is a great cartoon

[Charlespg]

[hellinahandcart]

And I will not get a divorce because I don’t want to be a hypocrite conservative even thought it is hard.

Okay, but your wife will get one whether you like it or not, and then where will you be? Divorced, that's where. HAHAHAHAHA!

[gimme1ibertee]

LOLOLOL!!!!

[Darksheare]

"I'm going on strike 'til we get a better class of trolls." -AM