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[Jet Jaguar]

Danged caps lock.

[Delta 21]

Troll meat makes me see mmore gooder.

[tiamat]

THAT is a disturbing picture!

:-)

[shibumi]

"So many trolls, so little time. BTW ... anyone know where these things breed?"

At the risk of revealing a closely guarded secret, they have a breeding ground in the midwest. It is located under the Cline Avenue Bridge near the intersection of Route 912S and I90 in Northwest Indiana, an area closely held under the control by the Democratic Political machine of Lake County, and used as a feeder for Chicago and Cook County political hacks. What you see here at FR is the result of their "Introduction To The Internet" course, the completion of which leads to a cushy government job, with no reporting requiremenmts. (Even their bosses don't really want to hear what they have to say!) Several attempts at eradication have been made, but the breeding ground is fiercly guarded by local Gypsies.

[Darksheare]

Yikes!!!

[King Prout]

in greater detail:

The first thing that happens is that the troll's daddy and its other daddy feel that "special way" about each other.

Then, about nine months later, the stork does a flyby of the expectant parents - but not just any stork, no... this is a SPECIAL stork. A leprous, blighted, tattered, pus-dripping noxious braindead zombie stork, bearing its bundle of oozing misery - the gurgling drooling idiotic leftist democratic meatpuppet we know as the "troll".

Then, some decades later, when the troll matures (should I say, instead, "ripens"?) to the mental age of three, some benevolent but misguided soul shows it how to operate a net-linked computer when the circus freakshow keeper is not paying attention.

In a virtual case of water (though "water" is not precicely the fluid I mean) seeking its own level, the troll automatically finds its bumbling way to that hot-spot of all drooling retards, democrappicundergrown.compostheap.

The troll is so delighted to at long last be among wits of its own base level that it dissolves in a feculent bubbling mass of outgassing putrescence. When it re-coalesces in its new blighted environs, it takes the form and function best suited to the Elite Masters of its race - the mindless slobbering sightless clammy-fisted eunuch known publicly by many names (Deaniac being one, Clintoonista another, and a more recent species called a JKoff) but known privately to their owners as "useful idiots."

These useful idiots are spewn forth like the gibbering overflow of a well-used and fermented satanic port-o-let, to contaminate, stain, and stink up the more wholesome and cleanly realms of the internet, so that the great old ones - Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and the Unmentionable One (Teddy Kennedy) among them - can spread their glandered dominion ever farther.

[G.Mason]

Suspicions confirmed! ;)

[Knitting A Conundrum]

[TASMANIANRED]

RBFFHMRC.

(Rolling back and forth on the floor holding my rib cage.)

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL!

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe! :)

[AmericanChef]

You simply MUST stop drinking before noon - you're going to be awfully embarrassed when you wake up tomorrow!