Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? (Humor)

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[Allosaurs_r_us]

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .

I'm sorry. What was the question?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You can clone me but I am a rowdy sort to have around.

[colorcountry]

Well, I can only tell you about my experience as one who has 5 children. I can't imagine it would be worse for a childless woman, because children and husbands just make circumstances that much it worse.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Toilet paper!

I would find a new Sears and Roebuck catalog or Montgomery Ward catalog when it got close to the pictures of women in their slips and underwear.

[JoeSixPack1]

Cool, I've been tested by the best, feared by the rest!

Send DNA! Predictable rowdy beats unpredictable cranky anytime!


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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You will need to be JoeKeg1 if you are cloning me. 1 six pack is not going to cut it.

[MotleyGirl70]

I didn't know if there was any truth that, but I just thought I'd ask.

You have your hands full with 5 children! BTW, Happy belated Mother's Day :)

[JoeSixPack1]

ROFL!!

My six pack was a curse from the weight room. :-)

Umm,,, anyway,,,,how many kegs a day will I have to keep on ice ??? :-(

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

1 a day, like the vitamin.

No, I am only kidding. I usually only drink when there is a party.

[JoeSixPack1]

OK...:-)

Do you charge sales tax? LOL!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You cannot cheat Uncle Sam out of his share. They put you in jail for that.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You cannot cheat Uncle Sam out of his share. They put you in jail for that.

[JoeSixPack1]

Oy Vey,,, OK,,,

What about shipping? :-)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I don't know, how do they store and ship DNA. I am no scientist, just blonde.

[colorcountry]

Thanks, I appreciate that...but my hands aren't full, I've got more of an empty nest. By the time you go through menopause, that's usually the way it works. LOL

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL!

[JoeSixPack1]

This is bad.

A clonesd Jersey Republican Biker chick who can gobble a keg a day..

I know every cliche' about Jersey Girls ever spoken.
Republican woman - they can get in your head and never leave.
Biker Chicks - Oh my, where do I start?? LOL!! (Been a biker all my life)
A keg a day habit! (We party 24/7 around here)

So with all that in mind,, ppfffttttt!! PMS is a walk in the park! :-)

Sooooooooooooo,,,,


nevermind. <|:-)~~

[Robert A Cook PE]

"Avid Football (Oakland Raiders), NASCAR (Rusty Wallace), and NHRA (John Force & Team, Team Bernstein, and of course Team Harley Davidson) fan. I also enjoy Boxing, UFC, and Wrestling...."

And she's blonde.

Now, do "really" want to accuse her (er, ask her) how she plans on "clandresstinely transporting DNA across state lines with intent to mezmerize" the results?

[TotusTuus]

From experience in working in a hospital surrounded by women (nurses) all day, I've concluded that many have PPPMS.

Pre Post & Present Menstrual Syndrome.

[Dashing Dasher]

JRBC may have a new stalker admirer!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Your husband is a wise man.

(Notice "I" did not opine whether or or his "conclusion" is correct, meely that his observation of the results of his conclusion is correct..... And safest.)

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