Well Endowed Fish Get the Girls

LiveScience.com ^ | 11 May 2005 | Robert Roy Britt

[woofie]

Wow check out the gonopodia on that fish

[Road Warrior ‘04]

Well endowed fish trolling for people! LOL Not, trolling! As in trolling Dummies on the board.

[Delbert]

I'm a minnow, my wife is a large mouthed bass. go figure.

[TheWriterTX]

That's not a bathing suit; that's a few bandaids and some pieces of string.

[Larry Lucido]

Do you have a Salacious Fish list?

[RegulatorCountry]

"This study seems quite heteronormative, doesn't it?"

Phallocentric, too. But what about the lesbian fish?

[PatrickHenry]

Thanks for the ping. But I've learned that threads about fish (or birds) usually aren't all that big with the list. Dinosaurs and mammals are usually popular.

[Izzy Dunne]

But what about the lesbian fish?

Yeah, I guess they TWICE get ... uhhh... the short end of the stick.

[Izzy Dunne]

That's one of those optical illusion pictures, right?

If you stare at it for 3 minutes or so, you think you see fish.

[Horatio Gates]

That's not a bathing suit; that's a few bandaids and some pieces of string.

I think it looks like it was scribbled on with a Sharpie. (Hmmm, thats a different edited version of the one I meant to post. My bad.)

[pissant]

Well it would be the best night of her life, but since we're both married, I think it would be both of our last.

[RegulatorCountry]

"Yeah, I guess they TWICE get ... uhhh... the short end of the stick."

Nahhh... they're hardwired in the womb to prefer very, very prominent gonopores. Lesbian minnows without gonopodia are like humans without a dorsal fin. Gonopodia, pfffttt. Who needs 'em? LOL.

[Izzy Dunne]

What I meant was that lesbian fish are COMPLETELY disregarded in this study. It's all about that heteronormative thing. Gay male fish at least could relate to the gonopodia, but what to the lesbian fish get?

Nada.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Maybe it would have been the best night of YOUR life. I agree, you wife and my husband would indeed make it our last night.

[pissant]

You're that good, huh? But I think I'll settle for letting you buy me a brewski. To be on the safe side.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I don't want to brag...

A beer is safe. i think we can get away with that without the threat of death.

[pissant]

It's a deal!

[dfwddr]

You two crack me up !!!

Ahhhhh.... the safety of distance !!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Ahhhhh.... the safety of distance !!!!"

Ahhhh.... the fear of a big, crazy, long-haired, tattooed, husband. (LOL)

[RegulatorCountry]

"What I meant was that lesbian fish are COMPLETELY disregarded in this study"

Lesbian minnow sexuality is a far more complex phemomena, requiring further study in order to fully understand the full spectrum of sexual personae extant amongst these fascinating indigenous denziens of the deep. Anecdotal evidence would tend to suggest that lesbian minnows have begun to induce their anal fins to grow to gonopodial dimensions, in order to serve as a prosthesis.