[pissant]

Send this to the GOP controlled senate!

[pissant]

Mike, I think one of the questions is "do you run to the doctor after discovering unknown growths on your body or do you just cut 'em off?"

[small_l_libertarian]

Results of "The Test"
How gutsy are you?

Your score = 40

What does your score mean?
Your test score reveals that you've got major cojones when the situation calls for it - but at other times you prefer to play it safe. Perhaps there are certain things you will do, despite the risk involved, because they are important to you or the possible pay off makes them worth it. Or maybe certain consequences of such chancy behavior just don't scare you - we all have different fears. Some people, for example, are terrified of spiders but wouldn't hesitate to fling their bodies out of an air-borne plane. Whatever your case, carefully weigh the possible benefits against the risks before you make any hasty decisions.

[G Larry]

Test set up sucks.

#4 doesn't allow MYOB, then complains when you don't respond.

Go back to fix it and you have to start over....screw it!

[Dawgreg]

Scored 35. Gutsy but weighs risks before taking them. Wish I could have answered "yes" to saving the cat from the burning building........but if it were a child, I would brave it. *~*

[Chieftain]

I bet you couldn't even pass this one!!

[68 grunt]

That wasn't fair. I woulda run into a burning building to rescue a cat, if; if there had been a little girl crying.

[teenyelliott]

The second question does not mention whether or not the POTUS is a demonrat or a Republican. I'da snitched on slick Willy in a skinny minute, but little Georgie? No way.

[Professional Engineer]

LOL. See my Tagline^tm

[NicknamedBob]

Question number eight:

"Have you ever been sky-diving?" is incorrectly worded.
It should read, "Would you be willing to go sky-diving?"

And number ten, in regard to running with the bulls ... that's just stupid. Vaulting over them shows more cojones (Um, pardon the expression...and the image it may evoke.) than running away from them.

( ... 75)

[Jack Deth]

I scored a 55.

Jack.

[chapin2500]

Wow, I gotta 65. I swear I would of cried if my computer told me I have no balls!

[MamaTexan]

Well, that's scary.

I scored higher on the cajones test than the drama queen test!

LOL!

[Steel Wolf]

I scored 70, and I think I'm pretty much on the fine line between 'brave' and 'stupid'.

[dit_xi]

You have just settled in for the night when you hear a woman screaming from the apartment next door. It sounds like there is a fight in progress. Do you go next door to make sure everything is ok?

Depends on who the woman is and who's she's arguing with. If I don't know the woman well enough, I would just call the cops ii things appears to be escalated and out of hands.

You have proof that the President of the United States was involved in a hit and run accident while in college. Do you tell the public?

Depends on what political party the POTUS belongs to and if there were any deaths involved.

Would you or have you ever dated two people simultaneously, without telling either one?

Been there done that, but wasn't married at the time.

You're out on the town with friends and you see your mother-in-law romantically kissing a man... and he's not your father-in-law. Do you: Tell your partner. Spill the beans to your father-in-law. Confront your mother-in-law.

I'd keep my yap shut because it's none of my business. I'd would play on the woman's guilt, of course, but discreetly. Something subtle like, "Hey, I saw you the other day at..." Make her spill the beans.

It's your first day at a new job. Your new boss pats you on the butt as you are walking by. Do you: Tell them to keep their hands off you. Keep the incident a secret. Anonymously report the jerk to Human Resources.

Depends if the boss is a hot babe or not. If she is, I'd let it slide. If the boss is a he, I would grab is ass back. Just kidding. I'd kick his hiney. I dunno, really. How much is my salary? I mean really, he just patted my butt, no big deal. It's not like he groped me or anything. And how come it's OK to get your ass patted at when your playing football or some other manly sports but it's not ok off the field?

Would you run into a burning building to save a neighbor's cat?

A cat? You gotta be kiddin'. A person yes, but a cat? Let the kitty fry.

If our country were at war, would you enlist in the military? Yes. Would the Marine take an overweight old man in his 50's?

Have you ever been skydiving?Yes!

Would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?Yes, I have several times, each time, though, the person was standing next to there broken down car in the middle of the highway

Would you ever "run with the bulls" in Pamplona, Spain?Been there, done that, too.

[Dashing Dasher]

Score = 80
Not bad for a girl - I suppose...

;-)

If there's one thing you've got, it's GUTS! According to your responses to the test questions, nothing scares you...or you are simply able to conquer your fears and take the plunge in most risky situations. In fact, you seem to have a bit of a daredevil streak, and get a thrill out of living on the edge. While being gutsy is certainly a valuable characteristic that can get you far in life, it can also get you into some very sticky predicaments. Make sure you use your head and look before you leap!

[SWAMPSNIPER]

No questions about alligators, so I only got a 70.

[AnnaZ]

 Send this to the GOP controlled senate!

That's very funny.

 

 

I tried this test, too. Was surprised with the result. (Thought I'd be categorized a harda$$, but I'm where I'd hoped to be.)

 

How liberal a parent are you?
Your score = 35

What does your score mean?

Your answers showed that your parenting approach is a mix between liberal and conservative. In certain situations, you take the open-minded, relaxed approach and let your children make their own decisions and level with them about sensitive topics. In others, however, you draw a line and set boundaries; perhaps, for example, you just wouldn't smoke up with your kids or get your daughter a boob job. Depending on which situations you opposed, this likely means that you make your parenting decisions on a case-by-case basis. You want to give them some room to mess up so they learn to use their heads, but you also don't want to encourage any destructive or potentially harmful habits. You try to provide guidance and set a good example for your kids without being overly imposing and restrictive. All in all, you set limits on your kids while managing to keep the lines of communication open. While there is no one sure-fire recipe for raising kids, this is the approach many parenting experts would agree is most beneficial. Keep using your judgment and you're on the right track!