[TheBigB]

Pingizzle to the fizzle...something. :)

[Dallas59]

I'm ready....

[Paradox]

From a thread on Mars Telecommunications Orbiter: Interplanetary Broadband , a pic "from a webcam"..

[Cyber Ninja]

After passing, a man walks up to Saint Peter just out side the Pearly Gates.

He looks past Saint Peter and sees a wall full of clocks.

Man: What are the clocks for?

Saint Peter: They are liar’s clocks. Every time the owner lies the hands move one minute.

Man: Whose clock is that?

Saint Peter: That’s George Washington’s clock. It is still at midnight because he never told a lie.

Man: Well then, whose clock is that?

Saint Peter: That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. It is at 12:02 because he only told two lies.

Man: Where is Bill Clinton’s clock?

Saint Peter: Oh, it’s in Jesus’ Office. He is using it as a ceiling fan.

[dead]

[AnOldCowhand]

My boss is gone today too....WooHoo!!!!!!

[theDentist]

When Kofi was told the UN was a paper tiger, he got right down to business and ordered thicker paper!

[Dallas59]

[al baby]

Hold mah Beer

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Sick of Senator Silliness Ping!

[chapin2500]

[peacebaby]

TheBigB, I think my PING has PONGED.

[highlander_UW]

I think the real silly post was just above this one (at this moment) where some woman got a tattoo of the deceased pope.

[cripplecreek]

[AnOldCowhand]

A Marine Corp general was being interviewed on NPR about his sponsorship of a Boy Scout troop at his base:

REPORTERETE: So, General, what things are you going to teach these young boys while they’re visiting your base?
GENERAL: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, and shooting.
REPORTERETE: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?
GENERAL: Not at all, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
REPORTERETE: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL: No we are very safety conscious and will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
REPORTERETE: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL: Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

[RushCrush]

[N. Theknow]

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe."

[N. Theknow]

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe."

[Dog Gone]

[flutters]

Dear Lord,

So far today, am I doing all right.

I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self-indulgent. I have not whined, complained, cursed, or eaten any chocolate. I have charged nothing on my credit card.

But I will be getting out of bed in a minute, and I think that I will really need your help then.