Top 7 Ways to Celebrate Cinco de Mayo (vanidad)

pissant times | 5/5/05 | sir pissant

[pissant]

To help celebrate the 4th most popular "drinking" day on the Gregorian calander (behind New Years, St. Paddy's and Steak & BJ day), here are some festive ideas.

7. Rob an illegal alien and buy a case of Tecate with the proceeds.

6. Send a bar of soap to your favorite french co-worker

5. Do a dance on the bar wearing only a Sombrero

4. Sneak a Habanero pepper into your secretary's PBJ

3. Tune in Univision at work and do shots of tequila every time you see cleavage on the Mexican Soap Opera

2. Eat three 7-11 "Red hot" burritos for lunch and share the ensuing flatulence with others in your meeting.

1. Start a petition drive to give LA back to Mexico!

Cheers.

[Zeppelin]

"give it a shot"........nice pun

[colorcountry]

Refry some beans

Steal a hub-cap

[pissant]

OK

[pissant]

And cram 17 people in your 1976 station wagon!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You are making me thirsty.

[pissant]

Maybe this will help out...

[EagleUSA]

My suggestion ----

Form a mugging organization, that operates in small groups, and start mugging ILLEGAL MEXICANS, take their money and give it BACK TO THE TAXPAYERS in return payment for all the free treatment they get (THAT WE PAY FOR!!) Maybe they will get tired of being mugged, and go back to Mexico!!!

[Argh]

Thank you for the best idea I've ever seen on Free Republic. Of course it should be every day, not just March 14, but I quibble.

[pissant]

That comes courtesy of Dashing Dasher, be sure to thank her!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You could have a big Cinco de Mayo bus trip for the illegals to get their amnesty forms. Once they are on the bus pull a switcheroo and drive them back across the border.

[stylecouncilor]

the grocery stores will have no food, and your lawn will be out of control.

[EagleUSA]

the grocery stores will have no food, and your lawn will be out of control.
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That is OK. I would like to see prisoners and capable welfare recipients all out picking lettuce. And I can tough it out waiting my local fast-food restaurant to reopen after it hires all new employees, AMERICAN employees, just like it used to be. Well worth the wait, and ten cents more for a Big-Mac! All for America!!

[Argh]

Miss Dasher. Thank you for the best idea I've ever seen on Free Republic. However, if it was not your doing, and/or if you're a him instead of a shim, kindly blame pissant. He's always tricking me. In fact, I'm reasonably certain all the threads on which I've ever posted to him do not exist. Please pass my regards to Misses Dancer, Prancer, and especially Vixen, all of whom are very deer to my heart. Thank you. You're welcome.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Dashing Dasher is a woman.

[Cecily]

Movie marathon:

1. The Three Amigos

2. Any movie with Cheech Marin

3. Like Water for Chocolate

4. Under the Volcano

5. Traffic

While viewing, forget the popcorn and eat a deluxe super grande plate of nachos with all the toppings.

[Argh]

(Whew!) Thanks.

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm glad that my "Studies in Internet Anthropology" have given you such joy!

I found out about S&BJ Day years ago - much to the delight to my male friends and acquaintances - who I have shared this information with over the years.

Please remember that you must celebrate Valentine's Day in order to receive the benefits of S&BJ Day.

Hopefully, my work will assist many relationships in the future.

;-)

[pissant]

And the Good the Bad and the Ugly. Eli Wallach makes a great mexican bandito.

[Argh]

Please remember that you must celebrate Valentine's Day in order to receive the benefits of S&BJ Day.

Oh, pshaw, you're no fun!

:^)