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Top 7 Ways to Celebrate Cinco de Mayo (vanidad)
pissant times | 5/5/05 | sir pissant

Posted on 05/05/2005 11:43:58 AM PDT by pissant

To help celebrate the 4th most popular "drinking" day on the Gregorian calander (behind New Years, St. Paddy's and Steak & BJ day), here are some festive ideas.

7. Rob an illegal alien and buy a case of Tecate with the proceeds.

6. Send a bar of soap to your favorite french co-worker

5. Do a dance on the bar wearing only a Sombrero

4. Sneak a Habanero pepper into your secretary's PBJ

3. Tune in Univision at work and do shots of tequila every time you see cleavage on the Mexican Soap Opera

2. Eat three 7-11 "Red hot" burritos for lunch and share the ensuing flatulence with others in your meeting.

1. Start a petition drive to give LA back to Mexico!

Cheers.


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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

"give it a shot"........nice pun


21 posted on 05/05/2005 12:00:55 PM PDT by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on.....)
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To: pissant

Refry some beans

Steal a hub-cap


22 posted on 05/05/2005 12:04:41 PM PDT by colorcountry (To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable. ....Barry Goldwater)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
OK
23 posted on 05/05/2005 12:05:24 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: colorcountry

And cram 17 people in your 1976 station wagon!


24 posted on 05/05/2005 12:06:37 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant

You are making me thirsty.


25 posted on 05/05/2005 12:07:25 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Maybe this will help out...
26 posted on 05/05/2005 12:10:03 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant

My suggestion ----

Form a mugging organization, that operates in small groups, and start mugging ILLEGAL MEXICANS, take their money and give it BACK TO THE TAXPAYERS in return payment for all the free treatment they get (THAT WE PAY FOR!!) Maybe they will get tired of being mugged, and go back to Mexico!!!


27 posted on 05/05/2005 12:19:25 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: pissant

Thank you for the best idea I've ever seen on Free Republic. Of course it should be every day, not just March 14, but I quibble.


28 posted on 05/05/2005 12:22:43 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh

That comes courtesy of Dashing Dasher, be sure to thank her!


29 posted on 05/05/2005 12:26:26 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant
Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine.
30 posted on 05/05/2005 12:28:36 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: EagleUSA
You could have a big Cinco de Mayo bus trip for the illegals to get their amnesty forms. Once they are on the bus pull a switcheroo and drive them back across the border.
31 posted on 05/05/2005 12:31:24 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: EagleUSA

the grocery stores will have no food, and your lawn will be out of control.


32 posted on 05/05/2005 12:42:19 PM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: stylecouncilor

the grocery stores will have no food, and your lawn will be out of control.
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That is OK. I would like to see prisoners and capable welfare recipients all out picking lettuce. And I can tough it out waiting my local fast-food restaurant to reopen after it hires all new employees, AMERICAN employees, just like it used to be. Well worth the wait, and ten cents more for a Big-Mac! All for America!!


33 posted on 05/05/2005 12:45:38 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher

Miss Dasher. Thank you for the best idea I've ever seen on Free Republic. However, if it was not your doing, and/or if you're a him instead of a shim, kindly blame pissant. He's always tricking me. In fact, I'm reasonably certain all the threads on which I've ever posted to him do not exist. Please pass my regards to Misses Dancer, Prancer, and especially Vixen, all of whom are very deer to my heart. Thank you. You're welcome.


34 posted on 05/05/2005 12:50:28 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh

Dashing Dasher is a woman.


35 posted on 05/05/2005 12:52:24 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: pissant

Movie marathon:

1. The Three Amigos

2. Any movie with Cheech Marin

3. Like Water for Chocolate

4. Under the Volcano

5. Traffic

While viewing, forget the popcorn and eat a deluxe super grande plate of nachos with all the toppings.


36 posted on 05/05/2005 12:55:29 PM PDT by Cecily
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

(Whew!) Thanks.


37 posted on 05/05/2005 12:58:30 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh

I'm glad that my "Studies in Internet Anthropology" have given you such joy!

I found out about S&BJ Day years ago - much to the delight to my male friends and acquaintances - who I have shared this information with over the years.

Please remember that you must celebrate Valentine's Day in order to receive the benefits of S&BJ Day.

Hopefully, my work will assist many relationships in the future.

;-)


38 posted on 05/05/2005 5:46:26 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (When you lose your fear, you become the people you envied.)
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To: Cecily

And the Good the Bad and the Ugly. Eli Wallach makes a great mexican bandito.


39 posted on 05/06/2005 5:54:19 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Please remember that you must celebrate Valentine's Day in order to receive the benefits of S&BJ Day.

Oh, pshaw, you're no fun!

:^)

40 posted on 05/06/2005 7:10:40 AM PDT by Argh
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