Ta daaaa!
Groan.
How sad.
I propose we do a pun/shaggy dog story/joke thread, but only post the punchlines!
I'll start:
"The squaw on the hippopotomus is equal to the son of the squaws on the two hides"
Dang, that is a deal! They're $2.99 each in my neck of the woods. ;-)
Lettuce now all clap in unison for this memorable vanity.
Leni
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Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
Ouch. Do you have any idea how old that is? My grandfather used to tell that joke.
Speaking of husbands and wives:
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to forgive him, and for Patience,
for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.
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Bubba and Junior
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
Being from Jersey, why was it not Shop-Rite, Acme or Key Food? This pun is showing Ohio roots naming Kroger's as the supermarket. (:-D