Posted on 05/03/2005 8:30:42 AM PDT by CovenBuster
Uncanny.
shiver
Darn, where is my invitation? Oh, I forgot. They took it back. I couldn't afford to buy them one of the $1,000 plus five-piece china place settings that was on their "wish list." So I got un-invited. I should have just bought that Waterford crystal bowl they wanted. It was only a bit over $250. Ugh. But one of the other 600 guests bought it for them, I am sure.
three hundred dollars??? What is wrong with people! LOL
Knowing the area she's from, I'd say methamphetamine.
TOAST! by Heywood Banks
All around the country and coast to coast
People always say, "what do you like most?"
I don’t want to brag, I don’t want to boast
I always tell ‘em, "I like toast."
YEAH, TOAST!!
YEAH, TOAST!!
I get up in the morning ‘bout six A.M.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
I get toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!
Now, there’s no secret to toasting perfection
There’s a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, press down again
Make toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!
When the first caveman drove in from the dregs
Didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must have met a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!
Oui Monsieur, bonjour coquette,
Une croissant? Et vous auvent?
Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower,
Oui Marie, baguette, bonsoir!
FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahha
At first I thought you created the pic of the "bride in a blanket," LOL. Then I saw another post on FR about this and the afghan is also being auctioned by someone. Andnow we know there is one on Ebay for a wedding invitation, too. Three on there now. We are sure giving eBay a lot of hits on these auctions today.
Hey C.G. over here. looks like another blues song in the making....
8^)
ping....
The seller could've hyped it up a bit more and called it the runaway virgin bride, but then again, it's not as if anyone's sure of that.
Looks a but like the Hillary to me.
Like her overbite.
LOL!
All you gotta do is paint the image you want and drop into the toaster.
You're right!! *LOL*!
No time to FReep. Work is very demanding right now. I will lurk when I'm in my office but mostly I am at jobsites right now. I should be back to normal by mid to late summer.
Later got to go.
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