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Jennifer Lopez wants to be first female US president
Yahoo ^ | 5/3/05 | AFP

Posted on 05/03/2005 5:24:25 AM PDT by KidGlock

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To: OXENinFLA

"Believe it or not -- I clean my house! All the stress disappears when I'm straightening up,"

Come on over any time you want. BYOM (Bring your own mop)


81 posted on 05/03/2005 7:19:33 AM PDT by Valin (There is no sense in being pessimistic. It would not work anyway)
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To: Deo et Patria

It's some goofball at a wax museum. Hehehehehe


82 posted on 05/03/2005 7:20:17 AM PDT by t_skoz ("let me be who I am - let me kick out the jams!")
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To: KidGlock
"The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House -- it doesn't look very cozy."

Not me, I'd make the limo a low rider.

83 posted on 05/03/2005 7:23:15 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: KidGlock

Oh, goodie. Another uneducated Hollywierdo with delusions of grandeur! I guess anyone who gets top billing in a movie these days thinks they can pontificate on any and all subjects -- especially politics! SHEESH!!


84 posted on 05/03/2005 7:25:11 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: JLO

Attention JLO...


85 posted on 05/03/2005 8:09:39 AM PDT by Chieftain (Thanks to the Swift Boat Veterans, Vietnam Veterans, and POW's for Truth for standing tall.)
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To: xp38

She has the NRA vote covered with that one!


86 posted on 05/03/2005 8:11:13 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: KidGlock

It occurred to me -- I saw a few minutes of Gigli (that's all I could stand), and based on that, I predict her inaugural speech would be something like this:

"My fellow *bleeping* Americans,

Thank you for electing me the *bleeping* President, you suckas. I look forward to serving you *bleeping motherbleepers* for the next four *bleeping* years...

etc.


87 posted on 05/03/2005 8:14:36 AM PDT by proud American in Canada
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To: proud American in Canada

"Gobble, gobble."


88 posted on 05/03/2005 8:22:50 AM PDT by KidGlock (Get in the pit and try to love some one)
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To: KidGlock

As in a turkey? Yep, it was that and then some. :)


89 posted on 05/03/2005 8:24:42 AM PDT by proud American in Canada
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To: KidGlock

Give me taco kisses, Jennifer.


90 posted on 05/03/2005 9:06:22 AM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

What SS agent then would want to say that they "had the President's back"?


91 posted on 05/03/2005 9:14:20 AM PDT by mikrofon (Only a Rear Admirel)
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To: Libertarian4Bush
Forget the WH......
she should be the Secretary of the Posterior!


92 posted on 05/03/2005 2:43:57 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: anniegetyourgun

Groan..your right, I am embarassed for her


93 posted on 05/03/2005 5:04:11 PM PDT by apackof2 (Truth is absolute or absolutely nothing is True)
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To: KidGlock

Is she really a citizen?

"Hey, like, I'm a lot less stupidder than your Bush dude, youse guys!"


94 posted on 05/04/2005 2:18:20 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: KidGlock

Splain me this. How come she has a big butt in that pink pot-scrubber thing but has a skinny one in those black pants? Were they taken a couple hundred meals apart or what?


95 posted on 05/04/2005 2:20:54 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: KidGlock

I think her sister, Lisa, is hotter. However, neither her no J-HO, deserve to be Wizardmaster in Dungeons & Dragons, let along leader of the free world.


96 posted on 05/04/2005 2:22:44 PM PDT by Clemenza (I am NOT A NUMBER, I am a FREE MAN!!!)
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To: Right Wing Assault

How can you tell from that pic?


97 posted on 05/04/2005 2:23:02 PM PDT by Pyro7480 ("All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - Tolkien)
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To: Pyro7480

Well, I'm going by width. It isn't much different than her shoulder width.

But if we are talking extension toward the rear rather than width, yes, that's not possible in the black pants shot.


98 posted on 05/04/2005 2:30:03 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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