she should be the Secretary of the Posterior!
Posted on 05/03/2005 5:24:25 AM PDT by KidGlock
Jennifer Lopez wants to be first female US president
38 minutes ago
BERLIN (AFP) - After conquering Hollywood and the pop charts, Latina superstar Jennifer Lopez says she is ready to wrestle George W. Bush out of the White House.
"I'm a total powerhouse. If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president -- that would be really cool," J.Lo told German celebrity glossy Bravo in an issue to be published Wednesday.
"The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House -- it doesn't look very cozy."
"La Lopez", 35, said the best break from her growing entertainment empire is housekeeping.
"Believe it or not -- I clean my house! All the stress disappears when I'm straightening up," she said, in comments published in German.
Lopez said she was sure after two divorces and her "Bennifer" engagement debacle with actor Ben Affleck that her marriage with singer Marc Anthony would last.
"I have a very good feeling and am sure that we will never part," he said.
"I think he would father beautiful children."
"Believe it or not -- I clean my house! All the stress disappears when I'm straightening up,"
Come on over any time you want. BYOM (Bring your own mop)
It's some goofball at a wax museum. Hehehehehe
Not me, I'd make the limo a low rider.
Oh, goodie. Another uneducated Hollywierdo with delusions of grandeur! I guess anyone who gets top billing in a movie these days thinks they can pontificate on any and all subjects -- especially politics! SHEESH!!
Attention JLO...
She has the NRA vote covered with that one!
It occurred to me -- I saw a few minutes of Gigli (that's all I could stand), and based on that, I predict her inaugural speech would be something like this:
"My fellow *bleeping* Americans,
Thank you for electing me the *bleeping* President, you suckas. I look forward to serving you *bleeping motherbleepers* for the next four *bleeping* years...
etc.
"Gobble, gobble."
As in a turkey? Yep, it was that and then some. :)
Give me taco kisses, Jennifer.
What SS agent then would want to say that they "had the President's back"?
Groan..your right, I am embarassed for her
Is she really a citizen?
"Hey, like, I'm a lot less stupidder than your Bush dude, youse guys!"
Splain me this. How come she has a big butt in that pink pot-scrubber thing but has a skinny one in those black pants? Were they taken a couple hundred meals apart or what?
I think her sister, Lisa, is hotter. However, neither her no J-HO, deserve to be Wizardmaster in Dungeons & Dragons, let along leader of the free world.
How can you tell from that pic?
Well, I'm going by width. It isn't much different than her shoulder width.
But if we are talking extension toward the rear rather than width, yes, that's not possible in the black pants shot.
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