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Do you have an overabundance of nasal hair? ZOT!!
4/15/05
| Nose mustache
Posted on 04/15/2005 11:42:27 AM PDT by Too much Nose Hair
Just to give all you Freepers an update on my situation that I addressed the other day. Sadly I did not get a lot of good advice and in fact got made fun of because I ride in the back set of my Mom’s minivan. This is not going to change. I will make the most of it.
As I alluded to yesterday, I have another problem that is even more madding. I have an overabundance of nasal hair that causes me a lot of embarrassment. I do trim it every week but it is never enough to stop its growth. It looks like I have a small forest coming out my nose. When I have a cold certain things get left on the hair and it looks gross. My girlfriend has stopped calling me and word on the street is that she has had it with my nose hair. She calls me the dirty nose mustache. Also some of my nose hair is turning gray and the gray hairs look like boogers in nose. I try to push some of the longer nose hairs back up nose to hide them but that only works for a while and they eventually come back down swaying in the wind. I am so self conscience about this that I am always picking at my nose and touching it. I have heard about zapping the hair roots but it costs a lot of cash. And a guy like me how still lives with his Mom and is a substitute Gym teacher does not have a lot of cash to throw around.
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To: Too much Nose Hair
Get a friend to help you wit tat..
101
posted on
04/15/2005 12:24:49 PM PDT
by
Bassfire
(freepin with a smile)
To: MeekOneGOP
Their learning rate is very remarkable, it makes a snail look like a Ferrari.
102
posted on
04/15/2005 12:27:13 PM PDT
by
Killborn
(Liberals. The greatest threat to mankind, morality, civilization, cute puppies and fuzzy bunnies.)
To: Killborn
Didnt we already Zot this character?
To: Too much Nose Hair
Let me guess, tomorrow you'll register as "Two Much Knows Hare"?
104
posted on
04/15/2005 12:29:31 PM PDT
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(Go ahead, DUmmies, remove Bush. "President Cheney" has a nice ring to it...)
To: Too much Nose Hair
I always braid my nosehair
*ahem*
105
posted on
04/15/2005 12:32:15 PM PDT
by
swordfish71
(PRAYERS for TEXAS COWBOY!!!)
To: Too much Nose Hair
"substitute Gym teacher "
Before, he was a 'Jim teacher', so there's actually progress...
106
posted on
04/15/2005 12:33:14 PM PDT
by
Blzbba
("Under every stone lurks a politician. " Aristophanes, 410 BC)
To: Too much Nose Hair
I think your nasal hair will be gone after this! 
ZOT!
To: Too much Nose Hair
You're just a bored FReeper busting our chops on Friday. What's your real screen name? Lazamatz?
108
posted on
04/15/2005 12:44:54 PM PDT
by
metesky
("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
To: Too much Nose Hair
109
posted on
04/15/2005 12:59:42 PM PDT
by
SmithL
(Proud Submariner)
To: el_doctor2
Sigh. Yep. But they keep coming back for more.
110
posted on
04/15/2005 1:01:55 PM PDT
by
Killborn
(Liberals. The greatest threat to mankind, morality, civilization, cute puppies and fuzzy bunnies.)
To: Too much Nose Hair
Find an equally hirsute girlfriend. What, besides the fact that you're one non-spelling unlicensed fnck who lives with his mommy, could she have to complain about?
There. Problem solved.
Next?
To: Too much Nose Hair
My beeber is stuning all over the place.
112
posted on
04/15/2005 1:10:55 PM PDT
by
SolidRedState
(E Pluribus Funk --- (Latin taglines are sooooo cool! Don't ya think?))
To: Too much Nose Hair
113
posted on
04/15/2005 1:13:27 PM PDT
by
Fintan
(Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.)
To: el_doctor2
Yes, indeed - he came back, and thus, zotted again.
To: Too much Nose Hair
115
posted on
04/15/2005 1:32:37 PM PDT
by
Hi Heels
("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927)
To: Too much Nose Hair
116
posted on
04/15/2005 1:42:06 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.)
To: Too much Nose Hair; MeekOneGOP
Too much Nose Hair, just assume the position that left wing libs know so well. This will hide your nasal hair. You will look like the leftie below after you assume the position.
117
posted on
04/15/2005 2:10:37 PM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(The MSM has been a WMD, Weapon of Mass Disinformation for the Rats for at least 4 decades.)
To: Too much Nose Hair
Imperial ZOT!!!
118
posted on
04/15/2005 2:42:09 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(~Halliburton Told Me......)
To: Grampa Dave; Too much Nose Hair
119
posted on
04/15/2005 3:01:26 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Too much Nose Hair
It seems "To much nose hair" has finally turned into "Too much nose hair"!
I guess we knew it would happen.
120
posted on
04/15/2005 3:01:28 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
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