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Do you have an overabundance of nasal hair? ZOT!!
4/15/05
| Nose mustache
Posted on 04/15/2005 11:42:27 AM PDT by Too much Nose Hair
Just to give all you Freepers an update on my situation that I addressed the other day. Sadly I did not get a lot of good advice and in fact got made fun of because I ride in the back set of my Mom’s minivan. This is not going to change. I will make the most of it.
As I alluded to yesterday, I have another problem that is even more madding. I have an overabundance of nasal hair that causes me a lot of embarrassment. I do trim it every week but it is never enough to stop its growth. It looks like I have a small forest coming out my nose. When I have a cold certain things get left on the hair and it looks gross. My girlfriend has stopped calling me and word on the street is that she has had it with my nose hair. She calls me the dirty nose mustache. Also some of my nose hair is turning gray and the gray hairs look like boogers in nose. I try to push some of the longer nose hairs back up nose to hide them but that only works for a while and they eventually come back down swaying in the wind. I am so self conscience about this that I am always picking at my nose and touching it. I have heard about zapping the hair roots but it costs a lot of cash. And a guy like me how still lives with his Mom and is a substitute Gym teacher does not have a lot of cash to throw around.
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Please help a follow freeper with is problem. You guys have a lot of good advice, please give me some.
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To: Too much Nose Hair
I heard your mom braids her nose hair......
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:43:44 AM PDT
by
cmsgop
( Don't Forget to check out Bea Arthur in the "Menopause Monologues" coming on NBC this fall)
To: Too much Nose Hair
Set it on fire. It will take a while to grow back.
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:43:45 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: Too much Nose Hair
A zot will clear that problem up for you...
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:43:50 AM PDT
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: Too much Nose Hair; Admin Moderator
To: Too much Nose Hair
You might need to cut your nose off.
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:43:58 AM PDT
by
ladtx
( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
To: Too much Nose Hair; Admin Moderator; Darksheare; Constitution Day
Uh, um... Weren't you banned yesterday?
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:44:09 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
To: Too much Nose Hair
Hey congratulations! You finally spelled GYM right. Now go back to school before I tell your parents you are skipping DU high.
To: Too much Nose Hair; MeekOneGOP
What bizarre little kick do you get out of these posts?
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:44:32 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Giuliani/DeLay 2008)
To: Too much Nose Hair
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:44:34 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
To: Too much Nose Hair
Maybe you should ZOT the hairs or use a VIKING KITTY to scratch your eyes out so you can't see them.
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:44:36 AM PDT
by
colorcountry
(All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They. ...Rudyard Kipling)
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To: Too much Nose Hair
I think the advice I gave you yesterday was spot on and should be heeded.
Suicide!
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:44:55 AM PDT
by
Phantom Lord
(Advantages are taken, not handed out)
To: Too much Nose Hair
You know, there's a new invention out there. It's called a razor.
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:44:58 AM PDT
by
Dan from Michigan
("If Stabenow were any bigger a roadblock, she could halt traffic on all of I-75.")
To: Too much Nose Hair
You're pretty funny, but tell me, why are subjecting all of us to the stupid comments that all of us are going to make about you.
Wouldn't you be better off pulling a stunt like Bruce Willis had to do at the beginning of DieHard 3. Think sandwich board.
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:45:04 AM PDT
by
dmz
To: Too much Nose Hair
Gym teacher Something doesn't add up here. Yesterday you claimed she was a "Jim teacher".
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:45:05 AM PDT
by
BrooklynGOP
(www.logicandsanity.com)
To: Too much Nose Hair
Snort some Nair TM
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:45:11 AM PDT
by
So Cal Rocket
(Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
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