What about grabbing her behind??
1 posted on
04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT by
pissant
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To: pissant
this must be part of the 'official friday silliness thread'
(snort)
2 posted on
04/15/2005 8:32:31 AM PDT by
ZinGirl
To: pissant
A blowtorch would probably cause charing of the heart. However if you keep it in the freezer you could thaw it any time you like.
3 posted on
04/15/2005 8:33:09 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
To: pissant
My husband did all those things. He waited until after we were married to sit on the sofa, drink beer and scream at the game.
But, seriously, I don't mind. He brings home the paycheck and makes a great barbecue!
To: pissant
Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.Twice as effective if she's the driver
6 posted on
04/15/2005 8:36:43 AM PDT by
Horatio Gates
(Do unto others...just let me go first.)
To: pissant
Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl. NOT
7 posted on
04/15/2005 8:36:55 AM PDT by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
To: pissant
I can't help but notice that "Wait 'til she gets up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, then leave a 'flatulation' under the covers for her to find when she gets back" is conspicuously absent from the list.
8 posted on
04/15/2005 8:37:53 AM PDT by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: pissant
If 27 and 39 aren't "too saucy", 35 must be a doozy.
9 posted on
04/15/2005 8:38:05 AM PDT by
wideawake
(God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
To: pissant
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down. DH doing (21) would automatically cause (22) because he'd be picking mine up off the floor while his clothes were still strewed down the hallway :lol: ....
LQ
10 posted on
04/15/2005 8:38:43 AM PDT by
LizardQueen
(The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
To: pissant
I take it that "ripping one" in bed and then putting the covers over her head isn't on the list?
11 posted on
04/15/2005 8:39:51 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Minutemen: Just doing the jobs that American politicians won't do.)
To: pissant
Pissant, you usually stir up trouble. This time you've melted my heart. Will you marry me?
To: pissant
Give her jewellery. Jewelry isn't #1???
27 posted on
04/15/2005 8:47:38 AM PDT by
1Old Pro
To: pissant
comment to saucy (edited)
29 posted on
04/15/2005 8:49:33 AM PDT by
linn37
(Have you hugged your Phlebotomist today?)
To: pissant
RE: #21
Sometimes, when I've been dealing with the kids all (homeschooling them, feeding them, just basically dealing with them, you know?) my house will get to be a bit of a wreck. When my husband comes in, he will pick up my shoes...only my shoes...and put them away. He can't stand it if my shoes aren't put away.
I assure you, it goes over like a lead balloon.
He got me an old VW Beetle to restore, so I don't stay mad for long...he knows he can just get me to thinking about that and he's off the hook! LOL
30 posted on
04/15/2005 8:49:37 AM PDT by
2Jedismom
(The light at the end of the tunnel is most certainly not a train.)
To: pissant
What? Did you say something?
34 posted on
04/15/2005 8:52:17 AM PDT by
frithguild
(Defining hypocrisy - Liberals fear liberty.)
To: pissant
Cooking her a meal ain't on the list. Guess that's just too much trouble.
36 posted on
04/15/2005 8:53:19 AM PDT by
dirtboy
(Drooling moron since 1998...)
To: pissant
38 posted on
04/15/2005 8:55:55 AM PDT by
DoctorMichael
(The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: pissant
40 posted on
04/15/2005 8:56:08 AM PDT by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Salvation is more than an experience and a Prayer it is a life changing event.)
To: pissant
pissant thanks for this funny and nice thread...it will keep me from thinking about tax day....and knowing that my hard earned tax dollars are paying for methane studies for farting cows.
Thankfully after 12 years of marriage to a wonderful husband....I can say that most things on this list are part of our relationship and are reciprocal.
45 posted on
04/15/2005 8:58:54 AM PDT by
all4one
(Illegal aliens aka "Guest Workers"....just a PC name for slavery...kudos to the Minuteman Project)
To: pissant
Wash her from head to toe in the showerGet busy, boy.
46 posted on
04/15/2005 8:58:56 AM PDT by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
To: pissant
So many things to please a woman, whereas there is only thing for a man - keep his plate full.
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