41 WAYS TO MELT A WOMAN'S HEART

Women24 ^ | 2/05 | staff

[peacebaby]

cute one...you need to post that to the silliness thread.

[peacebaby]

I aint no gold digger ho!

[exnavychick]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

I think I hurt myself! :) That is a good one, though, :)

*wink*

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Relax. Making a little funny. Don't take it personally.

[Lazamataz]

Laz, would a gold-digger be a tally-ho?

Let me give you a piece of advice. Pay attention, now. Listen closely.

Make matress-squeaky-noises with each and every single woman you can.

That's because, 1) you can't regret not following up if you followed up, and 2) Someday you will get old and you won't have the opportunities like you used to.

[SweetCaroline]

You ask for the impossible! ;o)

....perhaps I used the wrong word when I said stare, what I meant was, gawk, drool or swoon.

Any man has enough time without his wife to do that, save it for then.

....Else wise 90% of the time, the party, dinner, dance or date will turn sour.

[peacebaby]

I didn't take it the wrong way...I'm fine. :+}

[peacebaby]

what's also missing is: Honey, hold these two wires, will ya?

I fell for that one twice!

[pissant]

I miss you PING

[Oberon]

Sharing "pull my finger" with her is also missing!

Once I taught my son that trick, my wife would never fall for it. [sigh]

[missyme]

It is truly AMAZING Wilt Chamberlain supposedly had slept with 2000 Women! I did not know there were so many women in the world that had a thing for
*BIG FOOT*

[Oberon]

Make matress-squeaky-noises with each and every single woman you can.

During the second week of my freshman year in college, I came to the horrifying realization that, at a university with 26,000 undergraduates, there was no way I was going to be able to even pursue (let alone achieve) carnal relations with all the ladies who would be leaving school at the end of the year, never to return.

My horror at this realization was partly mitigated by the subsequent understanding that a new crop of underclassmen (and, presumably, underclasswomen) would be arriving the following fall...

(Though I didn't realize it at the time, I had already met my Titania67. We dated exclusively all through college, and married shortly thereafter...so go figure.)

[dfwgator]

It is truly AMAZING Wilt Chamberlain supposedly had slept with 2000 Women!

I thought it was 20,000.

[Petronski]

I see some influence of the early David Letterman in there. LOL

[backhoe]

Every morning, Papa Texan kisses me sweetly, hugs me tight, and says a sincere: "I'm sorry, Dear" Because he figures sooner or later, sometime during the day, he's going to screw up. ;)

Your husband is a very canny man.

When I tell "Queeny" that "the peasants around here are revolting!" she simply smiles and says, "I know you are honey, but I love you anyway..."
( Wizard of Id joke )

[teenyelliott]

*sniff sniff*

That's sweet.

Although I looked at the link. Dang, man, I was embarrassed to read it!

What about getting her a kitten? That'd get me every time.

Or play with her hair? Or schedule a massage for you both, and go together?

Or buy her a paint sprayer? Or a new tree? (sometimes practical can be very attractive.)

Or how bout getting her name tattooed across your neck? (haha, before anyone freaks out, that's a joke)

[pissant]

your 2nd item works for me.... ;o)

[missyme]

20,000 Women! What did he do get into all the 3rd world countries too!

[R. Scott]

17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.

This has really difficult for me. My late wife – and my first wife and all girlfriends – remembered anniversaries and birthdays. I can’t do it. Even using the computer’s calendar I fail – the program loses the information before the date comes around.

33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.

Close, but I always found it preferable to send flowers for no reason – just because I loved her. Flowers to make up for a screw up are a bit trite.