Posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT by pissant
1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.
7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.
11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.
12. TOO NAUGHTY (ed)
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.
14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.
15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.
19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.
20. Call her just before you get on the plane.
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.
23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.
25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
27. Worship her breasts.
28. Give her jewellery.
29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work.
31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.
33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.
35. TOO SAUCY (ed)
36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.
37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.
38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.
41. If she’s too stressed to want sex... a. Run a bath for her. b. Give her a full-body massage. c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.
"#12 is my favorite!"
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Mine too!
click on the women24 to see...
"Save your staring or flirting with a pretty girl when your loved one is not around".
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You ask for the impossible! ;o)
the edited ones are good advice. ;o)
...so I take pains to remind her that I am the Royal Headsman- Axeman of the Gods. ( Hue Ben Ammon, from "The Sunbird." )
ROFL!
GIVE ME THOSE BEFORE YOU PUT SOMEBODY'S EYE OUT!
My husband is a huge instigator of battles, chases, scare-athons, and other mischievous carrying on.
"We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes".
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I agree. Keep pushing for that romantic threesome. That's my motto!
Doesn't a ready willingness to do #12 at the drop of a hat count for anything?
"Why on earth would you ask such a question on a public forum"?
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C'mon GottRocks, show the ladies your balance!
LOL! Howya doin', pissant? That's Mr. Ex's approach, hee hee. But, he's done about 95% of the things on that list, and on a regular basis, too. *sigh* No wonder I wanna keep him! :)
Every morning, Papa Texan kisses me sweetly, hugs me tight, and says a sincere: "I'm sorry, Dear"
Because he figures sooner or later, sometime during the day, he's going to screw up. ;)
No question!
My wife likes #35. As do I.
"C'mon GottRocks, show the ladies your balance!"
OK.
In my left pajama pocket, there's a couple of dollar bills. In my right pajama pocket....couple of quarters, pack of gum....it seems to balance....
Twelve dollars and seventy-three cents.
The same amount you'd get if you broke me down to my elemental chemicals and sold me to the lab market.
The things we men have to put up with! ;o)
thanks for showing me your balance.
That reminds me of an old story about Ari Onassis, Jackie and Wilt Chamberlain.
Wilt and Ari are in the men's room on Ari's yacht using the urinals. Ari looks over at Wilt's manhood and sighs, "I wish I had one like that."
Wilt replies, "No problem. Just do what I do. Bang it against the bedpost ten times every night."
Ari is amazed That'll work? Yep.
So Ari gets undressed that night and starts banging it against the bedpost.
Jackie sits up and asks, "Is that you Wilt?"
Laz, would a gold-digger be a tally-ho?
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