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41 WAYS TO MELT A WOMAN'S HEART
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Posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT by pissant
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What about grabbing her behind??
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
this must be part of the 'official friday silliness thread'
(snort)
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:32:31 AM PDT
by
ZinGirl
To: pissant
A blowtorch would probably cause charing of the heart. However if you keep it in the freezer you could thaw it any time you like.
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:33:09 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
To: pissant
My husband did all those things. He waited until after we were married to sit on the sofa, drink beer and scream at the game.
But, seriously, I don't mind. He brings home the paycheck and makes a great barbecue!
To: cripplecreek
cripplecreek wrote:
A blowtorch would probably cause charing of the heart. However if you keep it in the freezer you could thaw it any time you like.
--> Can you use the microwave to thaw it out? ;)
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:34:52 AM PDT
by
1FASTGLOCK45
(FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
To: pissant
Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.Twice as effective if she's the driver
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:36:43 AM PDT
by
Horatio Gates
(Do unto others...just let me go first.)
To: pissant
Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl. NOT
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:36:55 AM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
To: pissant
I can't help but notice that "Wait 'til she gets up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, then leave a 'flatulation' under the covers for her to find when she gets back" is conspicuously absent from the list.
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:37:53 AM PDT
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: pissant
If 27 and 39 aren't "too saucy", 35 must be a doozy.
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:38:05 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
To: pissant
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down. DH doing (21) would automatically cause (22) because he'd be picking mine up off the floor while his clothes were still strewed down the hallway :lol: ....
LQ
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:38:43 AM PDT
by
LizardQueen
(The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
To: pissant
I take it that "ripping one" in bed and then putting the covers over her head isn't on the list?
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:39:51 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Minutemen: Just doing the jobs that American politicians won't do.)
To: ZinGirl
People tend to think all my threads are silly!
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:40:55 AM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:41:31 AM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: pissant
Pissant, you usually stir up trouble. This time you've melted my heart. Will you marry me?
To: dfwgator
Getting in a farting contest with the dog isn't on the list either :lol: .
LQ
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:41:59 AM PDT
by
LizardQueen
(The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
To: Tired of Taxes
It's all in the game plan. Like a wife allowing frequent sex prior to the rock. ;o)
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:42:17 AM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: BerthaDee
Yeah, finding a Flock of Seagulls album would be hard to do for you anyway. ;o)
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:43:40 AM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: wideawake
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:43:58 AM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:44:29 AM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: dfwgator
I take it that "ripping one" in bed and then putting the covers over her head isn't on the list? That's akin to what I mention in post 8. I, too, am dumbfounded by the oversight.
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posted on
04/15/2005 8:44:49 AM PDT
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
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