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A plea from a senior citizen

Posted on 03/31/2005 2:03:38 PM PST by LastManDancing

I have no idea if this has been posted earlier, made some searches and found nothing. I hope you guys will find it as funny as I do.

I am a senior citizen.

During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job.

I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes.

Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse.

I lost my job.

I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.

I lost my homes.

I lost my health insurance.

As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless.

Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.

I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year.

Bush has to go.

Sincerely,

Saddam Hussein


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: joke; saddamhussein; waroniraq

1 posted on 03/31/2005 2:03:38 PM PST by LastManDancing
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To: LastManDancing; Admin Moderator

In before the zot.


2 posted on 03/31/2005 2:05:17 PM PST by PeterFinn (The Holocaust was perfectly legal.)
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To: PeterFinn

Uhhh did you see who it the letter was signed by?


3 posted on 03/31/2005 2:09:51 PM PST by Stellar Dendrite (a PROUD member of the "Blame the MSM first" crowd!!!!!)
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To: Stellar Dendrite

this has been on here several times....


4 posted on 03/31/2005 2:12:21 PM PST by Loud Mime (Liberals believe in their good; a good that is void of honesty and character)
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To: LastManDancing; MeekOneGOP

5 posted on 03/31/2005 2:36:47 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: LastManDancing

This has been posted several times, but it's still good.

Welcome to FR!


6 posted on 03/31/2005 2:38:51 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: fanfan
haha! Great pic.

We'll have to keep an eye on this one. :)


7 posted on 03/31/2005 2:42:47 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: LastManDancing
We'll have to put him under the Hillary Care plan.

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8 posted on 03/31/2005 2:44:08 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: PeterFinn

Hold your fire.


9 posted on 03/31/2005 2:45:12 PM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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