I didn't realize the gals had such an advantage!
1 posted on
03/28/2005 1:21:04 PM PST by
pissant
To: pissant
All those things aside...we can't p!ss standing up.
2 posted on
03/28/2005 1:22:31 PM PST by
colorcountry
(All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They. ...Rudyard Kipling)
To: pissant
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes
That is absolutely true. Really.
3 posted on
03/28/2005 1:24:31 PM PST by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
To: pissant
Why its great to be a man:
We invented fire...
6 posted on
03/28/2005 1:27:57 PM PST by
mike182d
("Let fly the white flag of war." - Zapp Brannigan)
To: pissant
WEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll... Someone's on a roll today....
7 posted on
03/28/2005 1:29:01 PM PST by
Hi Heels
(Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
To: pissant
*"I'm not a baby, I'm a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN!...I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That's what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men. It's science."
12 posted on
03/28/2005 1:33:42 PM PST by
colorcountry
(All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They. ...Rudyard Kipling)
To: pissant
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. But what fun is there in that???
15 posted on
03/28/2005 1:35:00 PM PST by
thoughtomator
(Order "Judges Gone Wild!" Only $19.95 have your credit card handy!)
To: pissant
Shoes
Chocolate
Jewelry
Cute Shoes
Long crys
Short naps
Warm baths
Cool shoes
Changing hair color
Changing eye color
Changing shoes
16 posted on
03/28/2005 1:35:07 PM PST by
najida
(I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
To: pissant
If you are 25 and unmarried you are a spinster.
22 posted on
03/28/2005 1:39:41 PM PST by
bert
(Peace is only halftime !)
To: pissant
Every time I think men have most of the advantages in life, I remind myself that the opposite sex for them is women.
24 posted on
03/28/2005 1:40:04 PM PST by
firebrand
(Member of the proud brotherhood and sisterhood of copyeditors)
To: pissant
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. Oh, I don't know about that. Some of the atrocities I've seen in Spandex and stretch pants gotta be right up there in contention.
To: pissant
I really have to watch where I go with my friends nowadays because the 30+ women are so freakin desperate. It doesn't matter if your wearing a ring they will try to seduce you, its pretty pathetic.
Oh and a group men can sit together at a bar or dinner and not speak of women once.
48 posted on
03/28/2005 2:10:34 PM PST by
normy
(Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.)
To: pissant; teenyelliott
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes That is so true. My sister, who used to be in a position to hire and fire people, always said that you can tell about people by looking at their shoes. Over the years, I have come to agree with her.
77 posted on
03/28/2005 3:40:16 PM PST by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
To: pissant
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
(snort) Wrong, wrong, wrong. Believe me, there may be a large number of geekish guys lusting after Lara Croft, but there are proportionally just as many geek girls lusting after Alucard or Cloud Strife. Or Snape. Or Kirk and Spock.
78 posted on
03/28/2005 4:43:38 PM PST by
Starter
(Trumpy, you can do stupid things!)
To: pissant
Yeah!
We can.
Assess people by their shoes! Easy peasy!
82 posted on
03/28/2005 6:33:14 PM PST by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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