[teenyelliott]

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes

That is absolutely true. Really.

[pissant]

I din't get that one. Is it a "size" or a "fashion-sense" issue??

[patton]

Really. I walk around in $20 dock shoes covered in mud, and with one or the other usually untied.

Oh, and they are falling apart.

What does that tell you?