[pissant]

OK. I thought it was "just get what you need from my wallet"

[MikefromOhio]

what happened to

"what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours"

My wife loves it when I say that one, even when I am sarcasitc about it....

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

If I were to say any one of these lines to my wife, her response would be: "You're just looking for sex."

I know because I've tried eight of the lines already. Then I figured I wouldn't even bother with the other two.

Oh, by the way, sometimes it works, so the article isn't all bad!

[KC_Conspirator]

Me and my wife have already agreed that next time we are marrying for money. Definately.

[WhiteGuy]

What? So I supposed to lie?

#11. "Hey Hun, come over here and look, pics of Michelle Malkin"

[Snardius]

You do that much better than your sister...

[NormB]

Or...
"get in the kitchen and bake me a pie!"

[Modernman]

"No, those pants don't make your ass look big"

[najida]

"Don't you dare do housework....Of course I'll hire a housekeeper!"

"DON'T lose any more weight! I miss those pounds!"

"Please let me buy you another piece of jewelry. And tell me all your clothes sizes. Shoes too."

(Granted, there are other things, but this is a family forum.)

[Lazamataz]

The Top 10 Lazamataz Lines:

1. G-d, you have thick ankles.
2. Was your mother a goaltender in the National Hockey League?
3. I'm not interested in your patter, just get me another soda.
4. So how about a little somethin'-somethin', darlin'? (Motion towards zipper).
5. Those pants make you look fat.
6. I've learned to endure the unending torture that is every day with you.
7. I don't want to hear about your feelings.
8. Why can't you learn to be sexy-looking, like your best friend ______?
9. What's for dinner? Awww shit not that.....
10. You SUCK. You SUCK. You SUCK!!!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

And, as both Oprah and Dr. Phil have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, women love to express their feelings on every topic imaginable.

Only if she is a liberal. If she is a conservitive say, "What do you think about...."

Otherwise no nookie for you!

[tiredoflaundry]

3 things a woman should never believe when it is told to her by a man.

1. I know where I'm going
2. I know what I'm doing
3. Trust me.


:-)

[mdittmar]

"We got another Platinum credit card in the mail today."

[yankeedame]

Wait a minute! #1 should be: "Gee, honey, you look tired. Let me take you out to dinner."

and, #2 should be: "Sure,honey, I'll do it* right now."

("It" being take out the trash, fix that basement step, mow the lawn, clean up the cat barf on the front hall carpet, fix the kitchen faucet, install the new ceiling fan, clean the garage,etc. etc.)

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

To paraphrase Jerry Lee Lewis, "A whole lotta manipulatin' goin' on"

Very little in these ten has to do with either the character of the man or woman, it's all about the external. And when that fades--or before--if there's no character, the temptation is powerful to trade in on a newer model. Proverbs 31 gives the kind of comments I focus on, day to day. And I'm memorizing the Song of Solomon for my honeymoon...now I just gotta find the right ear to whisper into....

[Misty Memory]

Warning to men: Don't use these lines unless you mean them!! If you say them sincerely, she'll take you seriously and mentally start planning the wedding. You're in bigger trouble if she senses you're only saying them to get into her pants.

[exnavychick]

Pissant strikes again! Thanks for the chucks...I always grin when I see another one of your offerings.

Where do you find this stuff? LOL

[processing please hold]

Things women love to hear: honey, I clipped my toenails.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Perusing this list, one wonders if old Andy has ever dated any real women? These sound like things Kobe Bryant said to his wife after a hard day in court. ;)

[maggief]

"While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"

:-D

[Dashing Dasher]

I'll replace "You'll make a great mother" with "take what you want from my wallet" ...

Or... "Sure, honey - you I'll buy you another airplane and a race car because I adore you and want you to be happy"